Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Thursday, March 26, 2009 |
The Ayatoyota Holdmany Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(Hat Tip – Wizbangblue)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: FormerHostage – This way they get to use the HOV suicide lane.
Second: Bithead – If we can just get this thing up to 88 miles per hour, we can get back to the 14th century.
Third: Chadzilla – The definition of irony – they traded in a GM that was made in Mexico for a Toyota that was made in America…to make sure they weren’t benefiting America.
HONORABLE MENTION
elliot – TOYOTA = Terrorists Only. You Others Take A-hike.
charles austin – Wait a minute, Achmed, thats a Nerf gun.
yetanotherjohn – It’s 106 miles to
ChicagoDetroit, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s daytime, and we’re wearing turbans.markm – “Hey, for a one way trip to the market we just couldn’t justify the extra niceties of the American brands”
Hermoine – No bath. No deoderant. No cologne. No women.
Phil Smith – Hey, it may be ugly, but we don’t have to worry about being able to buy replacement parts in six months.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
(bumper sticker)My Other Four-Banger is a sheep
“It’s always a blast ridin’ with you guys.”
How I learned not the tailgate in Dearborn Michigan.
“Hey Abdullah… what you got for body armor in this thing….” “Eh…. Depends.”
“Hey, who brought all this gov’t cheese…. and why are there wires sticking out of it…”
The last anyone heard from the team before the attack on the Baghdad Green Zone were cries of “Allahu Akbar” and “LEEEROY JENKINS.”
The 
Thursday Contest has already met the Sweathogs.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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Thanks for the HM - Elliot
Whooo Hooo! I'm #2! I'm #2!I'm #2!
(And I'll bet I won't get an argument on that one, right guys?)
