Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Monday, October 3, 2005 |
The Southpaw Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
These were so funny, everyone wins . . . Just joking.
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The Winners
First: LJD - “NO! I said bring in the ROOKIE pitcher!”
Second: Jim - As the owners, players union, and congress debate what should be done about steroid use, evidence continued to pile up that a problem does exist.
Third: Kenny - Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a leftie with a curveball, kid.
Honorable Mention:
bullwinkle - Filming has started on the latest Star Wars movie, Empire Strikes Out.
DL - I warned Bush he needed to tighten the borders,but would he listen?
Mythilt - Remember, if you donât strike out. . .the wookie tears your arms off.
Rob M - Being Strong on defense and empathetic to minorities made him a tough candidate but his ability to not look like a dork playing sports made him the best Democratic Presidential Candidate in years.
bithead - At least we’ve got him THROWING the ball, now. A few hours ago, he was EATING the things.
bithead’s Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
bithead’s the designated hitter for the Bottom of the Barrel for this week-ends contest. I’m a little captioned out from competing with the prolific Will vehrs on the Commonwealth Conservative’s caption contest. I submitted around 25 captions, but I think Vehrs has over 80.
May the fur(s) be with you
While playing for the farm team in Oklahoma, he once got into an argument with a news reporter who called him the furry with a fringe on top.
They say at his wedding, “Groom” was a VERB, not a NOUN.
I know, but even after a few drinks, she doesn’t look any better at all…
…He’s the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent….
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Monday contest has already been started.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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Sonetimes these things just click the switch. Here's a few more for the hell of it.
* Trust me Howie... this guy doesn't NEED a curve ball.
* Casual Fridays was one of Bud Selig's ideas, that didn't work out too well.
* Are you sure this isn't a "Big Daddy Roth" T-shirt?
* Oscar The Groutch finally found an outlet for his anger.
* I'm not gonna tell him he's got 4 outs already. YOU tell him!
I used to have a whole suit made outta fur, like that. It picked up Blue wool.
All flash and no substance, he was just a shofur.
Finally!
Many thanks to my fan club.
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