Caption Contest Winners
The Space Clownboys Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(THE ASSOCIATED PRESS/Mikhail Metzel)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: elliot – You stoned? We have a problem.
Second: Mr. Prosser – We haven’t had lift-off but already I can see the surface of Mars.
Third: Alex – Turns out I’m scared of space clowns, too.
HONORABLE MENTION
Eric Florack – In celebration of the 70th anniversary of the release of “The Wizard of Oz”, the scarecrow goes into space.
Maggie Mama – If Harry Reid loses reelection next year, there is always another Democrat waiting in the wings to become Senate Majority Leader.
Stormy Dragon – NASA continues to deny that any astronauts were intoxicated while on the job.
Rachel Edith – “I’m trying to disguise my identity. Fact is, I worked for Letterman and he left something out of his confession.”
Steven Taylor – This is the closest to the red planet you’re going to get.
FormerHostage – Space module: $3.4 B
Ticket on the Space Flight: $1.75 M
Woopie cushion in the Commander’s Space Suite: PRICELESS!
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“…its additional crash protection for when I visit Uranus.”
“Hey… Don’t go retro on me…”
The Monday Contest hopes Mongo likes Ghandis.
Thanks for the first place win – Elliot