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Caption Contest Winners

The Gozer the Traveller Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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AP Photo/Koji Sasahara)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Hermoine – “Hi. I’m a resident of Cabeus Crater on the moon. And I’d just like to ask, ‘What were you thinking?’”

Second: Gollum – “Friends, citizens, countrymen, lend me your gears . . . “

Third: Maggie Mama – Who knew the Nobel Peace Prize came with a statuette?

HONORABLE MENTION

Chadzilla – My fellow Americans, I am pleased to announce that the Chinese have given up their trade war with us. As a gift, they have left us this Trojan Bot, which I intend to take into the Capitol tonight with little or no inspection at all.

DL – Mega-monster stopped just short of destroying the crowd when a nearby car hit a little rabbit playing a drum.

ElmoHe said oil can!

Phil Smith – “BRING ME A THIRTEEN YEAR-OLD GO-BOT!! I wanna put some sugar in her gas tank, if you know what I mean.”

William d’Inger – Democrats roll out their alternative to voluntary end-of-life counseling.

elliot – Mattel rolls out it’s new upgraded version of Rock ‘em Sock ‘em robots…when all of a sudden another robot appears challenging him. ‘Bam… wizzzzz…he knocked his block off!’!

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“oil can… oil can… oil can…”

Roboto… Polo… Roboto… Polo…

The three laws of robotics are more guidelines than actual rules.

“Down it Front!”

“I’m sorry Dave… I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

“That’s Optimus Hussein Prime….”

The contendahMonday Contest contest is already pumped up.

About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
 
 
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Thanks for the HM - Elliot

Posted by elliot | October 13, 2009 | 07:35 am | Permalink
 

Thanks, Dill.

Think he'll put it in the Rose Garden?

Posted by Maggie Mama | October 13, 2009 | 08:05 am | Permalink
 

I think he'll wear it on a gold chain around his neck -- or let the TOTUS wear it.

Posted by rodney dill | October 13, 2009 | 08:52 am | Permalink
 

meh.

Posted by Maggie Mama | October 13, 2009 | 03:27 pm | Permalink
 

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