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The Pumped Up Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: mpw280 – Damn, did I miss the red tie memo! Somebodies head is going to roll for this.

Second: Clovis – This sheriff don’t need guns.

Third: Mr. Prosser – I fart in your general direction, you empty-headed wiper of other people’s bottoms!

HONORABLE MENTION

Maggie Mama – OK, pick the hand with the keys to my “secret location”.

elliot – Errr, I’m so mad. His limo took my spot again.

yetanotherjohn – Fiber … it does a body good.

Phil Smith – Biden doesn’t quite understand why they all call him “punchy”.

G.A.Phillips – Joe, have you ever heard the one about how jerking off gives you hairy palms?

Idiot – Biden – “The three of them will get hit with it in a second just watch their faces. The best part of this job is that they have to pretend not to hear it.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Obie said I get to run the next Beer Summit.”

“I coulda got the peace prize… I coulda been a contendah.”

I just crapped my pants.

“Find any water with that invisible divining rod”
“No, but its great for scratching my balls.”

The braintrustThursday Contest has just awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
 
 
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Thanks all, my first win, several places but first win. mpw

Posted by mpw280 | October 15, 2009 | 10:03 pm | Permalink
 

Thanks for the HM - Elliot

P.S. Yesterday I had problems getting on the site, was it just me or was there a problem? It
seems okay now. Just to let you know.

Posted by elliot | October 16, 2009 | 07:57 am | Permalink
 

elliot, it happened to me too.

Posted by G.A.Phillips | October 16, 2009 | 08:43 am | Permalink
 

[Four days late ... a few dollars short]:

Me an Bambi's gunna huff and puff,
and blow (everyone in) Ahamdinejad's house
(down on our knees).

Accepting the award for best male video, at the 2009 MTV Senior Rap Awards ... Eminem, for Still Chugging After All These Years.

Joe Biden responds to catcalls about (carrying) Sarah Palin's jockstrap.

Posted by Elmo | October 19, 2009 | 12:40 pm | Permalink
 

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