Caption Contest Winners

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Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill | Thursday, November 3, 2005

The She Bangs! She Bangs! Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

The Winners

First: Phil Smith – “No, dummy, I said post a picture of Iraq!”

Second: The Pirate – “The breasts not bombs movement was also deeply offensive to muslims.”

Third: Steven L – Scenes from the new film, “Debbie Does Dubai,” coming to a theater of war near you.

Honorable Mention:

Chrees – “Does this bomb make my ass look fat?”

Maggie – The Pentagon firmly believes its new advertising campaign will insure enlistments meet their target goals.

LJD – Against popular opinion, the U.S. Army decides to down-armor the Hummer

physics geek – Private Jones: “This is the most powerful object that I’ve had between my legs in a long, long time.”
Bomb: “Hamina-hamina-hamina.”

IF YOU NOTICE THE TRUCK BEFORE THE GIRL, YOU JUST MAY BE A REDNECK, or … AWARD

DL – I wonder if I could tow my boat with that nice looking truck?

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

A Ton (plus 115 lbs.) of fun.

“Sarge said I should wait here for Colonel Angus.”

Ralph never saw the end result coming when he wished on the Genie to become long, hard, and between the legs of a beautiful woman.

After Rumsfeld had the sex change operation the military didn’t seem to mind that he rode them so hard.

“Boy, this thing makes me REALLY HOT.”
“Why, cause its the perfect phallic symbol?”
“No Dummy, cause its been sitting in the sun.”

The Thursday contest is already saving Gotham City

About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.