Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Thursday, June 2, 2005 |
The Breck Boys Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Walt Disney World, Mark Ashman)
The Winners
First: Jufray - Howard Stern gets married.
Second: Brandon Jaynes - Since the whole “Native American” thing didn’t work out, Ward Churchill has been quietly circulating pictures that prove he is actually a Wookie.
Third: Brian J. - The winner and runner-up, and only two contestants, in the 2005 Phil Spector look alike contest pose for a photo and assure fans that they are, in fact, available for parties.
Honorable Mention:
Farm - Desperate housewives high on a potent mix of rogaine and viagra
Enlightment Reactionary - …and this class, is why you should never, ever shave a wookie.
McGehee - All this hype over Revenge of the Sith has Chewbacca just beside himself.
Sing-A-Long Award
Lorg Skyegon - Then they say your hairâs too long, but I donât care,
with you I canât go wrong.
Then put your little hand in mine,
there ainât no hill or mountain we canât climb,babe.
I got you babe.I got you babe.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“You said this would only happen to my palms!!”
“Dang Wookies, just one shot of that ‘Ol Janx Spirit, and they’re singin’ all night long.”
In the Original casting for Star Wars, the part of Han Solo was intended to be played as a more ‘Ted Kaczynski’ type personality.
The 
Thursday contest has already started.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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