Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Monday, January 2, 2006 |
The If Occam Had a Vise Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Tough to judge this one as there are many excellent entries, I squeezed it down to just a few.
Winners
First: Rachel Edith – The new machine measures the Teflon Component, a high one, say 9 or 10, being a political necessity.
Second: Brandon Jaynes – Divine. The number Phi, 1.618, can be found everywhere in nature.
Third: McCain – Just another liberal social program.
Honorable Mention:
Jazz – “Despite repeated blows to the head and eventual electric shock therapy, the candidate was unable to recall any of the promises he had made during the campaign.”
Mercutio – Along with “intelligent design”, Phrenology returns to the classroom.
yetanotherjohn – Two out of three Americans agree, torture can actually be fun
Gratuitous OTB Reference Award
Anderson – Herb and T-bird’s favorite part of the OTB Meet-Up was undoubtedly the chance to meet Anderson.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
AP BREAKING: Scooter Libby retains the legal services of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.
Buck up Cheney, you knew this was part of the regimen when you became vise president.
Beware: People that smoke and drink may have other vises
At Cindy Sheehan’s book signing: “OK, OK, I’ll take a book, I’ll take a book.”
The 
Monday contest is already givingtaking orders.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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What -- "pinched by the vise squaad" didn't even get honorable mention!?
Just wasn't that impressed
You're just holding me to an unfairly high standard.
Or maybe unfairly low...
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