Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Thursday, February 16, 2006 |
The ACME Rocketpack Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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Winners
First: Maggie - Michelle Kwan, BURNOUT or simple injury? The questions linger.
Second: Moe Lane - When you have a degree in English, you take what they offer you.
Third: Olrnf - After Sunday’s hunting accident, Vice President Cheney decided to take up a safer pastime.
Honorable Mention:
Eric J. - Maybe the Iranian nuclear program isnt as advanced as weve been led to believe.
LJD - Although promising to smash previous records, the Russian speed skater was disqualified after testing positive for kerosene.
Bithead - I TOLD you you put too much coal into the robot!
FreakyBoy - Dantes “Mohammed on Ice” is the latest Western spectacle to enrage the Arab street.
Hermoine - “…and it is a renewable fuel coming from the fanny tail pipe. People over 55 must not do this. You know how we feel about fossil fuels.”
Letters From the Edge Award
T. Harris -
Dear Dad,
Thanks for including the pic with your letter. I’d forgotten how much fun it was to roller blade in Hell. I know you’re very busy, being the Prince of Darkness and all, but it warms my heart to know that you’re thinking of me. See ya soon.Love, Hillary
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Dubya: “And in the future the preferred personal mode of transportion will cause no one any undue concern as it does not rely on fossil fuels.”
Helen Thomas: “Well I see flames, just what does it run on.”
Dubya: “Copies of the Koran.”Wile E. Coyote attempts another ill-fated shot at catching the Roadrunner
Bush had waited patiently for the Deus Ex Machina resolution to the Iraq War.
Apolo Anton Ohno experienced a flame out at an inopportune time.
How the WMD’s were really smuggled out of Iraq.
The 
The Thursday contest has already loosed the dogs of war.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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Thank y'all...the pic just lite my fires!
"Olympic skaters are tough? Not one of 'em ever had fire shoot out of their ass."
"I bet Michelle Kwan never had a guy shoot fire out of his ass to win her heart."
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