Comments on: Chinese Men Do Not Have Tiny Penises

By: James

James — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 22:04:48 +0000

come on prove it give us some photos

By: Popsiq

Popsiq — Sun, 24 Apr 2005 01:44:40 +0000

Ah, the secrets of the inscrotable Orient!
Stands to reason, Sun Yat Sen - hung like a bactrian camel; Chiang Kai Shek - Joe Stillwell called him 'peanut' (affectionately); and the Chairman - ever heard the refrain,
'umma-mao-mao, umma-umma-mao-mao'?
Now there was a 12" RULER! Gotta di-di.

By: small dead animals

small dead animals — Sat, 23 Apr 2005 02:04:36 +0000

It's Not The Size Of The Tool It's the tool with the tape measure. Is there such a thing as a fruit-flavoured, glow in the dark "butterfly tickler" tape measure? Because I think that might help....

By: Tig

Tig — Fri, 22 Apr 2005 20:16:07 +0000

Ad just exactly what was the ulterior motive behind any of this testing? I suspect some inane sexual fetish of one sort or another, but then, I usually suspect sexual fetishes of one sort or another to be the driving force behind most human action. That's just the sort of guy I am.

By: The Dread Pundit Bluto

The Dread Pundit Bluto — Fri, 22 Apr 2005 19:14:11 +0000

Does whickerbills count?

(old Ozark mountains joke from the textbook "Pissing in the Snow, Ozark Wit and Wisdom".

By: notherbob2

notherbob2 — Fri, 22 Apr 2005 18:07:44 +0000

âA group of scientists in Hong Kong â¦ Chinese VOLUNTEERS...not erectâ No doubt the âscientistsâ were Chinese. Next you will be reporting polls conducted by the DNC among registered Democrats as to which party is best equipped to govern.

By: Gay Orbit

Gay Orbit — Fri, 22 Apr 2005 17:42:38 +0000

The Year of the Cock
Size queen, Boi From Troy notes that the Chinese are taking the Year of the Cock a little bit too seriously.

James wonders just who would want to spend 5 months measuring penises. Hmmmm.

By: BoiFromTroy

BoiFromTroy — Fri, 22 Apr 2005 17:21:52 +0000

Chinese penises defy Asian Stereotype Desperate to deny stereotypes of Asians and size up to their caucasian and African-American counterparts, a group of scientists spent five months disproving the "small penis" theory (via OTB): "Our conclusion is that Hong Kong people are no smaller ...

By: Anderson

Anderson — Fri, 22 Apr 2005 14:54:06 +0000

Must be all that rhinoceros horn.

By: wavemaker

wavemaker — Fri, 22 Apr 2005 14:48:32 +0000

Consider the outcome if the subjects had measured themselves.

By: Bizblogger

Bizblogger — Fri, 22 Apr 2005 14:19:34 +0000

Hate YOUR Job? Consider This...
I'm not sure who does these studies, but you couldn't pay me enough. So quit complaining about your job!