Conspiracy Theories
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James Joyner | Wednesday, May 19, 2004 |
Kate McMillan opens the doors to Area 54 and reveals many of the secrets of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
There never were any weapons of mass destruction. None. Anywhere. We knew that all along – there never was a Halabja. It was filmed in a remote part of Texas hill country. Mexican illegals, playing dead for the camera. Rumsfeld directed – he shook Saddam’s hand, didn’t he? It was all fake, Laura. Didn’t you notice the flags were waving? Waving, Laura. There’s no atmosphere in northern Iraq.It’s Vietnam all over again. Tet. My Lai (did you know it’s pronounced “me lie”?) Soldiers raping babies. Quagmire quagmire quagmire. Bush lied. Bush is stupid. Bush is a chimp. An evil mastermind Nazi puppet chimp who engineered the takeover of America by stealing the election. And he’s ours. We hold the strings.
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It was all about the oil. It’s always about the oil. Japan was about the oil. Vietnam was about the oil. Panama? Oil.
And that’s just the stuff they’re letting us in on to divert us from the big secrets.
About the Author: James Joyner is the publisher of Outside the Beltway and the managing editor of the Atlantic Council. He's a former Army officer, Desert Storm vet, and college professor with a PhD in political science from The University of Alabama. He lives just outside the Beltway in Alexandria, Virginia with his wife and infant daughter.
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Area 54? All these years I've been trying to find out whats in Area 51, no wonder I never got anywhere. ;)
No wonder, indeed. I know it's Area 54--I saw it on "Car 51, Where Are You?" and then had it confirmed on a visit to NYC's Studio 51.
Area 51 is where they keep all the Democrats' secrets, like who shot JFK and Hillary's personality.
No, I thought all the democrat secrets were at Area Heinz 57.
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