this is the third reference to this today on this site and people would be tired of it enough now to just say, "Screw it, let's end the war!"???

... because Achmed doesn't surf!

P.S.: I'm flattered.

Because I receive daily water enemas.

"... I'd have disarmed the Israelis last summer."

...I would have challenged Hezbollah to a windsurfing contest (and every one knows terrosits can't swim).

Hezbollah would have taken one look at these bulging forearms and run away, screaming like little girls.

Because I would have voted for them taking Israeli soldiers hostage. And then voted against it.

I'd advise against the fill-in-the-blanks in future; past contests have demonstrated that people can come up with really good captions without prodding.