Comments on: Holiday Caption Contest

By: Liz Lambert

Liz Lambert — Wed, 08 Dec 2004 18:26:53 +0000

Helen, if you don't get off this Da Vinci Code kick, I'm gonna lose my f***in' mind!

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 07 Dec 2004 15:40:33 +0000

Sure, moving up North was risky, but getting the property next to the nursury school was a real stroke of luck...

By: Patrick Deck

Patrick Deck — Sat, 04 Dec 2004 14:27:51 +0000

BUFORD and DORIS celebrate the Grand Opening of the very first KKKFC Chicken Stand in Mobile, Alabama

By: Cricket

Cricket — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 15:07:48 +0000

"Expecto Patronum!"

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Sun, 28 Nov 2004 20:50:14 +0000

Roadkill.
The dinner of white trash.

By: Sgt fluffy

Sgt fluffy — Sun, 28 Nov 2004 06:21:50 +0000

Man, I hope these peolple don't live in Alabama

By: Coca Bogdan

Coca Bogdan — Sat, 27 Nov 2004 22:01:31 +0000

Hmmm... I am ungry now! because of you !

By: Pile OnÂ®

Pile OnÂ® — Sat, 27 Nov 2004 21:10:56 +0000

The beautiful people always think they are so damn "superior".

By: Pile OnÂ®

Pile OnÂ® — Sat, 27 Nov 2004 20:46:59 +0000

The Grand Master loves roadkill and he has enjoyed a bountiful harvest after discovering midnight basketball.

By: Pile OnÂ®

Pile OnÂ® — Sat, 27 Nov 2004 20:35:43 +0000

The New York Times runs its first story after sending foreign correspondents into the red states.

By: martha curry

martha curry — Fri, 26 Nov 2004 23:42:38 +0000

Dang it woman, hurry up and finish or we'll be late for our ACLU meeting!

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Fri, 26 Nov 2004 22:02:03 +0000

On the inside Earnest often had to suppress the giggles as he had secretly voted for John Kerry, and the Klan did not know, they would never suspect. That is until Thanksgiving day when Etta uttered the pronouncement, "Your waffles will be up in a minute Earnest."

By: McGehee

McGehee — Fri, 26 Nov 2004 19:40:06 +0000

"And as on Remulak, we shall sit down and consume mass quantities in celebration of the Ancient and venerable Feast of Large Unrecognizable Food Items."

By: Ingress

Ingress — Fri, 26 Nov 2004 15:17:40 +0000

"I don't think I can eat none. Muhammad Ali done came along and is running for Imperial Wizard. And, dang it all, I think he's gonna get it."

By: Bouhaki

Bouhaki — Fri, 26 Nov 2004 14:50:31 +0000

"Maybe after you set that thing down, you'll notice that one of us, I'm not naming names, but one of us, is sitting here waiting for his beer."