Comments on: Iraq Group Claims U.S. Soldier Hostage

By: American Warmonger

American Warmonger — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 06:40:47 +0000

How to be a terrorist
Come! Gather 'round all my infidel bretheren! I must speak to you of a grand opportunity! You to can become a terrorist hostage taker. Yes, that's right! You can become an infidel hating terrorist and make demands upon random countries by holding hos...

By: LJD

LJD — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 17:38:51 +0000

Look at his treatment by the U.S. Army: They kept him in a BOX!

By: Diggers Realm

Diggers Realm — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 06:57:44 +0000

Gi Joe Doll Attempted To Be Passed Off As Hostage By Terrorists
Terrorists tried to pass off a GI Joe doll as a hostage. As you can see in the photo to the right (click to enlarge) it is pretty obviously some sort of doll by the head alone. The blogosphere...

By: ISOU

ISOU — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 03:28:37 +0000

Holy Shit, they've Captured GI Joe!
This is obviously an attempt by Right Wing Reactionaries to win the support of the weak stomached American People! Long Live the Revolution! Long live my Muslim Brothers in their Struggle Against American Imperialism! COBRA! Cobra Commander On Hearing...

By: ISOU

ISOU — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 03:13:33 +0000

Holy Shit, they've Captured GI Joe!
Oh the inhumanity of it! How dare they lay their grubby Islamofacist hands on a REAL AMERICAN HERO! Our prayers are with his lady in Malibu. Has anyone called Jessie Jackson yet? Others Following Jeff Q's Lead The Moderate Voice...

By: Rhetorica: Press-Politics Journal

Rhetorica: Press-Politics Journal — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 02:11:49 +0000

Free John Adams! (and Ben Franklin, too, while yer at it),,,
As pointed out in a comment to the last post, I haven't commented on the John Adams kidnapping (until now). That's...

By: McCain

McCain — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 01:22:54 +0000

I love the line...

A patch reading "ADAMS" would appear atop his left breast pocket--underneath the flak jacket and explosives.

Haha, how many grenades did those terrorists leave him wearing?

By: small dead animals

small dead animals — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 22:18:35 +0000

We Have Your Filthy Plastic Occupier Infidel!
Boston Globe: BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) Iraqi militants claimed in a Web statement Tuesday to have taken an American soldier hostage and threatened to behead him in 72 hours unless the Americans release Iraqi prisoners. The U.S. military said it was...

By: McGehee

McGehee — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 22:12:11 +0000

Hoax? Then why is his girlfriend pleading for his release?

By: Bit'sBlog

Bit'sBlog — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 21:55:23 +0000

Web Site Claims GI Captured in Iraq --- But....
However, there is, as the Knights who say "Nee" once suggested, one small problem.

His head.

By: Secure Liberty

Secure Liberty — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 21:42:14 +0000

Captured Soldier Hoax
Wow, this just blows me away. Read the story and the follow-up below it. BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - Iraqi militants claimed in a Web statement Tuesday to have taken an American soldier hostage and threatened to behead him in 72 hours unless the Americans rel...

By: GOP and the City

GOP and the City — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 21:32:55 +0000

Now, hear our demands!
Iraqi militants have threatened to behead, what appears to be a toy soldier, if American troops do not release all Iraqi prisoners within 72 hours.

By: Kent

Kent — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 21:30:06 +0000

Jeff,

I was trying to be clever.

That this is a hoax seems almost certain. That it is a hoax by non-terrorists seems more likely than not.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 20:36:19 +0000

Kent,
Who says the terrorists perpetuated the hoax?

Remember Benjamin Vanderford?

By: Kent

Kent — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 20:33:27 +0000

G.I. Joe? Wouldn't it have been more in character for them to have taken Barbie hostage?