Janet Jackson: Bush Used Boob to Distract from Iraq
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James Joyner | Sunday, August 22, 2004 |
JANET JACKSON: BUSH WHITE HOUSE USED MY BOOB TO DISTRACT FROM IRAQ
Janet Jackson now claims that her “Nipplegate” Super Bowl incident was used by the Bush administration to distract people from the war in Iraq!
Mike Slezak, managing editor of GENRE magazine, tells DRUDGE he has set the provocative Jackson interview for October’s issue.
An intriguing revelation. Presumably, Justin Timberlake was a GOP operative–probably paid off by rich Texans with ties to Karl Rove–who rigged her wardrobe to malfunction. That Bush is one sneaky guy.
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This is easily falsified.
A) Karl Rove is an evil genius (manipulated country into war)
B) Janet Jackson's boobies aren't that great
C) Therefore, if Karl Rove was going to manipulate the countries attention it would have been with much nicer hooters.
QED
Falsified? Let's hope that's an unintentional pun.
Oh, and check HERE for a bit of insight on the issue.
If she's right, it suggests that "security moms" have already been locked up (electorally speaking) -- otherwise the distraction would have been aimned at them rather than at ... uh ... who watches Super Bowl halftime shows again?
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