Attention, jobseekers! If you are a college dropout and an ex-boyfriend (or butt dance partner) of a Bush twin, then you can have an exciting career carrying Dubya's Altoids and dogsitting Barney. Salary starts at $70K! Apply now!...

The Bush twins should not be blamed, though. The partying gene runs in the family. At least so far they have not been snorting coke like their dad.

Oh! Ouch! You cut me to the heart with your amazing wit and sharp intellect! With guys like you on the Republican Team, I'm sure the Happy Meal Revolution will win!

John

Great plan, but there's one thing missing- those mean, nasty old Democrats need a platform! How ironic to lecture on "getting one's house in order"!

See you there with your cheshire grin, I got my eyes on you
Shake yout tail feather in my face and there's no tellin' what I'll do
Well looky here, you sweet young thing: the magic's in my hands
When in doubt, I whip it out.

This is a non-story.

Here's how I see it: in about 30 years we'll be presented with the truly ugly spectacle of another Raging Republican, 'born-again' ex-substance abuser protesting, 'that's all in the past' and, 'I'm a reformer with results' in order to grab the presidency again.

Of course, that's presuming that there'll be a country left by that time.

Did you ever see "Cabaret"? There's a scene I think you'd like: it shows a beautiful blond brown-shirted Hitlerjungend singing "Tomorrow Belongs To Me". Now there was real Family Values for you! Face the facts, Jenna just doesn't measure up.

So...if you guys in the Republican Bund are going to make your Happy Meal Revolution happen, you'd better ditch the bitch, and get your house in order. Othewise you might give those mean, nasty old Democrats what they need to make a come-back.

We're just waiting...

Bill Clinton is 58 and counting...

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I was struck by the immaturity displayed by both daughters during their appearance at the republican convention.

I wonder whether Bush influence will be able to prevent the video from being released. Will stations that plan to show it be threatened with an FCC fine for showing inappropriate content? Wouldn't THAT be something!

Perhaps because the President isn't trying to impose a theocracy -- even on his own daughters.

He can’t be my judge and jury, and not be held responsible for doing such a bad job as a moral parent to his own daughters.

You disapprove of his daughter's behavior, then?

Children have minds of their own. I've seen too many good people with rotten kids to rush to judgement on their parenting skills. Your garbled quote seems applicable here.

I guess its a crime to go to a night club and dance? What is this "Footloose"?

"forget the “personal life” and “being 20” arguements. they are bunk."

Forget it? She is. How can one forget it? It just must be terrible to be a Lib these days. Can't go after the father so you attack the kids. It just makes you all that much more appealing.

Funny the MSM wasn't talking about Gore's son little issues when Tipper & Dan were trying to censor music.

Of course she should know better, but she is no different than any of my friends kids that age.