---Right, right, a total waste of time. Alas.

Goodness, no. But then, I am a lawyer.

I’m surprised you didn’t think it was President Bush’s fault.

Hey, we haven't ruled him out yet! Where was he at the time of the accident?

(If only Bush's time were spent panting after Lindsey Lohan ... the world, and the Supreme Court, would be a safer place.)

Anyone over 25 will immediately think of Diana Spencer in situations like this. Of course, Lohan has probably never heard of Princess Di or, indeed, England.

This is a false analogy to make here. Everyone knows that Prince Charles had Di killed and the whole thing was major set-up so he could hook up with that homewrecker Camila Barnes (or whatever her name is).

"Lindsay Lohan received minor injuries in her second car crash trying to avoid paparazzi photographers in recent months"

"Witnesses said Lohan was trying to avoid paparazzi photographers when the crash occurred"

'nuff said?

I'm surprised you didn't think it was President Bush's fault.

There were about 30 photographers outside covering the store; the poor girl just was shopping and they were just like hounding her," said Lori Satzberg, 43.

"She got into her black Mercedes across the street and they literally were like sitting on her car, trying to take pictures of her, she was like yelling at them to get off," said Satzberg, who was shopping with her 13-year-old daughter.

Tell me exactly how people who behave like these guys aren't at least contributing to any accident that results.

As for the tinted limo, doesn't that just shout louder "hey! pix!"?

And we are indeed talking about an 18-year-old, which makes the matter all the more sad. If she were my daughter, I'd be worried sick.

While I don't give any credit at all to these leeches, she has other options...

For one, a limo driver, with tinted windows... She can't possibly expect to just go out shopping in her own car, like an everyday citizen... the price of fame.

Let's remember we're also talking about an 18-year old behind the wheel here.

Probably a dead Lohan is what it'll take. Then we'll get "Lindsey's Law" or somesuch.

If it wouldn't be legal for these people to hound her without cameras in hand, then they shouldn't be allowed to do so, cameras or not.

Funny.