Comments on: Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise Never Married

By: Doug Mataconis

Doug Mataconis — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 21:07:14 +0000

For what its worth, Kidman and Cruise's two children were adopted, so its unclear what kind of fornicating actually went on, if any.

By: Anderson

Anderson — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 20:58:32 +0000

I would settle for Kidman to merely act like she was fornicating with me. I'm not proud.

(Mrs. A., however, would probably not be swayed by the "but she was only acting!" defense.)

By: James Joyner

James Joyner — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 19:52:46 +0000

Anderson: No argument there. They're almost as bad as the Super Adventure Club. (Video: SOUTH PARK, "The Return of Chef," Super Adventure Club segment)

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 19:44:59 +0000

You win the Snark Of The Day, Paul... Hands down. (Chuckle)

By: Anderson

Anderson — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 19:33:20 +0000

Any "religion" that tolerates breaking up with Nicole Kidman is obviously a pernicious cult that must be eradicated.

By: Paul

Paul — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 19:20:35 +0000

Of course, as I noted in his comments section, this means Kidman spent ten years fornicating with a Scientologist.

James, James, James, Nicole Kidman is an actress. She spent ten years acting like she was fornicating with a Scientologist. Remember, you are talking about Tom Cruise here.

By: donsurber

donsurber — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 18:51:21 +0000

The Pope knows more than you think :)