Comments on: Obama Admits He Was Not Born In Hawaii

By: suedenim

suedenim — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:45:46 +0000

Bad news, though - Red Kryptonite's effects only last for 48 hours, and are totally unpredictable. Might be worth a shot pulling it on him two days before the election, see what happens....

By: anjin-san

anjin-san — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:43:04 +0000

Hey! A straw for bitsy to grasp...

So who is McCain? Gen. Zod?

By: Floyd

Floyd — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:12:20 +0000

Kryptonian criminals exposed to red kryptonite are all affected differently such as....
being turned into a dragon, a non-powered giant, a dwarf, an ant-headed humanoid, a lunatic, and an amnesiac; being made unable to see anything colored green; growing incredibly long hair, nails, and beard[6]; being rendered totally powerless; growing fat; gaining the ability to read thoughts; growing a third eye in the back of his head; losing his invulnerability along the left side of his body; being split into an evil and good forms; being split into young and old forms, being rendered unable to speak or write anything but Kryptonese; growing an extra set of arms; becoming clumsy; swapping bodies with the person nearest him upon exposure to it; transferring his powers; rapidly aging; multiple personality changes; and having his skin rendered transparent, overloading him with solar power.
It looks like someone close to him, has some already??

By: Floyd

Floyd — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:59:06 +0000

Quick get the RED kryptonite!
We all know the real Superman is obviously a Republican. Here we see him about seek revenge for Barack's attempted Identity theft....

http://obama.senate.gov/photo/001122.html