Some Call Me the Space Cowboy
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James Joyner | Friday, March 12, 2004 |
One would think that a post that begins,
George Will once wrote, “Nowadays no diplomatic farce is complete without a cameo appearance by Jesse Jackson.” Truer words have never been spoken.
would send a message to all but the least intellectually endowed among us that I am, indeed, not Jesse Jackson. Nonetheless, it has now drawn five letters to my alter ego, Rev. Jackson, beseeching me for help on various problems. The latest by a California high school teacher, no less.
Let me reiterate:
- I am not Britney Spears.
- I am not “Dear Prudie.”
- I am not Rev. Jesse Jackson.
- I am not even the Sultan of Brunei. That would be Steven Taylor.
Update: Mark Hasty is not Lisa. Nor did he let the dogs out.
About the Author: James Joyner is the publisher of Outside the Beltway and the managing editor of the Atlantic Council. He's a former Army officer, Desert Storm vet, and college professor with a PhD in political science from The University of Alabama. He lives just outside the Beltway in Alexandria, Virginia with his wife and infant daughter.
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What is sad, the name of the high school teacher, La Verne J. Baptiste, sounds like it could be the name of a potential deposed Haitian dictator. Defintely in Jesse Jackson's arena.
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