Comments on: Teresa Heinz Kerry: Election Was Hacked

By: Bill Karl

Bill Karl — Wed, 16 Mar 2005 17:22:19 +0000

She's baaa-aack. Just when you thought it was safe to shake the ketchup bottle, Ter-RAY'-zah Heinz Kerry rears her ugly head. It seems she flew into Seattle earlier this week on her very own Gulfstream jet just to attend a fundraiser for Rep. Adam Smith. And no sooner did she arrive than the yammering began. Among other things, she told everyone she was skeptical about last November's election results, particularly in parts of the country where optical scanners were used to record the votes. To back up her skepticism she claimed, "Two brothers own 80 percent of the machines used in the United States." And she accused them both of being "hard-right" Republicans. Then, relying on her abounding knowledge of technology, she argued that it's "very easy to hack into those machines." Unfortunately, she wasn't unable to offer any actual evidence that the machines were tampered with. Instead, using her razor-sharp powers of observation, she announced, "We in the United States are not a banana republic," forewarning, "I fear for '06." Funny, Teresa, but the election results clearly showed that George Bush increased his share of votes by an average of 2.7% over the election of 2000. And that wasn't just in Ohio and Florida. That was nationwide. There were no spikes anywhere. Only consistency. I guess those two brothers must have been pretty darn skillful to hack into all the optical scanners across the country and make it all look so legitimate. What will the right wing conspiracy think of next? Always nice to hear from you, Ter-RAY'-zah. Consider yourself God's own gift to Karl Rove.

By: No Easy Answers

No Easy Answers — Tue, 15 Mar 2005 17:39:00 +0000

Democratic Pot Calls Republican Kettle Black
Why are they suddenly so concerned about public confidence in the system?

By: MichaelMN

MichaelMN — Thu, 10 Mar 2005 11:03:43 +0000

I would think that if there is the possibility that the electronic voting machines could be hacked, people should be concerned. Without verifiable paper backup, the threat of fraud hangs over every election, and Democracy fails. I would suggest some of you people get out and try and make sure this does not happen in the next election.

By: Maddie Dog

Maddie Dog — Wed, 09 Mar 2005 23:37:34 +0000

Ah - I always thought there was a MOTHER COMPUTER! I have a child computer and an uncle computer - would love one of those MOTHER COMPUTERS!

God - to think she might have been First Lady - NOT!

By: sammler

sammler — Wed, 09 Mar 2005 13:06:00 +0000

The perfect post on this front has already been written:

http://www.imao.us/archives/002338.html

By: richfisher

richfisher — Wed, 09 Mar 2005 07:26:18 +0000

Hey so Rel G.
Took me a while, but I get your point now,... You're smarter than both sides or (everybody).

"If you don't stand for something you'll kneel for everything!"

By: Reluctant Genius

Reluctant Genius — Wed, 09 Mar 2005 02:09:35 +0000

I am so glad to be an independent so I don't have to hate half the country like you Republicans do... my business partner listens to Rush 3 hours a day... what a pure waste of time to listen to someone tell you how great "our" guys our and how stupid "their" guys are. Take care...feel free to hate me for the comment, won't bother me as I understand you guys just gotta hate somebody. RG

By: ERIK

ERIK — Wed, 09 Mar 2005 00:49:41 +0000

I love it...Has anyone seen a potential first lady drag the conspiracy theory into an election 4 months later...Get over it...watching the Kerrys lose their minds publicly is a very pleasurable thing...

By: Maggie

Maggie — Wed, 09 Mar 2005 00:31:36 +0000

She's been eating those gin-soaked raisins again!

By: J. Peden

J. Peden — Tue, 08 Mar 2005 23:58:15 +0000

I guess Teresa should know how easy it is to hack into the "mother machines". She probably hacked her way out, too.

By: T. Huyser

T. Huyser — Tue, 08 Mar 2005 20:19:33 +0000

GO THK!! Keep Speaking your mind!! I think more people ought to hear what you have to say! The more people hear you and others like you, the closer we are to another conservative win in 06 AND 08!! My man John(Late Sen John Heinz) is doing a hi speed roll in his grave!!

By: small dead animals

small dead animals — Tue, 08 Mar 2005 20:10:56 +0000

The Mother Machines
In 2000, America dodged a bullet in Al Gore. In 2004, they dodged a bullet and a flowerpot throwing crazy old aunt in the attic. "Two brothers own 80 percent of the machines used in the United States," Heinz Kerry...

By: Ken

Ken — Tue, 08 Mar 2005 19:33:50 +0000

Isn't it interesting that Bush wins (two elections) with the pall of misconduct hanging over them? Maybe the democrats should rethink their statergy...

By: Knowledge Is Power: SondraK.com

Knowledge Is Power: SondraK.com — Tue, 08 Mar 2005 17:43:21 +0000

Demonstrating Incredible Depth of Cultural Understanding... ?!?!??!!???!?!?!!?????!!?!!? Al Qaeda planned to kidnap Russell Crowe when Gladiator was released in a bid to "culturally destabilise" the US. Ok -- stop laughing. C'mon - quit now..... Let's help out ol' al-Unclear-on-the-Concept-Qaeda -- mebbe p...

By: Say Anything

Say Anything — Tue, 08 Mar 2005 17:18:47 +0000

Teresa Heinz Kerry Still Protesting The Election
Long after all but the leftist lunatic fringe has admitted that President Bush won the 2004 election Teresa Heinz Kerry is still engaging in conspiracy theory.

Heinz Kerry is openly skeptical about results from November's election, particularly in ...