Are you suggesting it isn't?

Doubtless the owner thinks he is paying way too much in taxes ...

Is that Andrew Sullivan?

Its art! Don't be a fascist.

Note, I am not saying it is good art, just art.

What can it do the quarter mile in?

Looks like it needs a wheelie bar on the back. :)

That depends. What's it's 0-60 time?

The article says it can cook 240 hot dogs in three minutes, but I don't know what the conversion to mph is.

I'm betting the rotisserie on that thing does at least 4500 RPM.

I like my steaks to have just that HINT of nitro on them

I don't know if it is "necessary" but I sure as hell want one!

>Doubtless the owner thinks he is paying way too much in taxes …

Doubtless the commenter thinks he is way smarter than he is.

Is this really necessary?

What's "necessary" got to do with it? It's a fargin' free country, ain't it? They can have my burger flipper when they pry it from my cold, dead -- er, I mean, charred, dead fingers!

Dagnab it!

When I want fast food, I mean fast food.

I hope it also mows that lawn behind him. It's a shame to waste all that horsepower on a mere hot dog.

Just think of the global warming ramifications of this thing! If 100 Americans had one of these babies, they'd blow the whole Kyoto thing right out of the water.

Does anyone know what kind of fuel powers this? I don't think my nat gas hook up will work.

I'd say JP4, most likely.