Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader hopes that you all had a great long weekend (assuming of course that you didn't have to toil for The Man). Over the weekend your Maximum Leader hoped to use all the free time......

"Wherever is found what is called a paternal government, there is found state education. It has been discovered that the best way to insure implicit obedience is to commence tyranny in the nursery."

-Benjamin Disraeli

'British Prime Minister Tony Blair said yesterday the state should intervene early - possibly even before birth - to stop the children of problem families growing up into troublemakers'

Can't you see the clear reference? This will be profiling on steroids. What group can so easily be identified before birth as being those who will grow into troublemakers than the Muslims in England. And we all know how Armitage would 'stop' them from becoming troublemakers. If you can't figure it out, just look for the one state action on crime that has a 0% recidivism rate.

Of course the press is happy to support Blair in his quest to repeat the Holocaust that never happened.

(p.s. So how did I do? Did I capture the right tone or should I have mentioned something about the UK being in Iraq as the cause for all crime in England?)

But US studies indicate that kids most likely to have trouble in school and get in legal trouble are kids who are living in a family with a single female head of household.

Although seems like encouraging dad's to get married to the mother's of their children and being involved with their children is where the focus should be, not another government program.