Tyra Banks Proves Breasts Are Real on TV
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James Joyner | Wednesday, September 21, 2005 |
Tyra Banks’ breasts are real. No word yet on whether they’re spectacular.
Tyra Banks Proves Breasts Are Real on TV (AP)
Talk about keeping it real: Tyra Banks underwent a televised sonogram on her new talk show to prove that her breasts aren’t fake. “I’m tired of this rumor. It’s something that’s followed me forever,” the supermodel said Tuesday on “The Tyra Banks Show.” After Banks asked the men in the audience to leave, Dr. Garth Fisher from ABC’s “Extreme Makeover” performed a touch test and then the sonogram. He concluded: “Tyra Banks has natural breasts; there are no implants.”
“By no means am I saying a breast implant is a bad thing, but it’s not a choice that I made,” the 31-year-old model said. “But it’s something that a lot of the public … think that I have, and that’s so frustrating for me.”
Banks, who models for Victoria’s Secret, also displayed how her push-up bra exaggerated her body. However, Banks said she’s not totally real. “I got fake hair, y’all. I got fake eyelashes.”
The hour-long show was, as Banks declared, “all about breasts!” It also featured lessons on proper fitting and an appearance from a slimmed-down Anna Nicole Smith.
Inquiring minds, and all that.
About the Author: James Joyner is the publisher of Outside the Beltway and the managing editor of the Atlantic Council. He's a former Army officer, Desert Storm vet, and college professor with a PhD in political science from The University of Alabama. He lives just outside the Beltway in Alexandria, Virginia with his wife and infant daughter.
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Newsflash: Tyra's breasts are real but her brain isn't!!!!
Here is where thunderbird or Herb show up to explain how this story proves something awful about "the left."
Now if we could only get a sonogram of Bill Clinton's Tiny Johnson, perhaps we could have answers to a few forensic questions we've all been dying to know.
Interesting that Anna Nicole Smith did not say if her breasts were real or not. Heh.
If they can fake the moon landing, they can fake Tyra Banks breasts. I won't believe it until I hold those delicate mounds of flesh personally.
/sarcasm, tin-hattedness
Mary:
Did you see this today?(courtesy of Q&O):
A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.
Reports Britain's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.
The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.
A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.
The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."
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