Comments on: Tyra Banks Proves Breasts Are Real on TV

By: Jim Rhoads (vnjagvet)

Jim Rhoads (vnjagvet) — Wed, 21 Sep 2005 23:24:57 +0000

Mary:
Did you see this today?(courtesy of Q&O):

A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.

Reports Britain's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.

The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.

A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.

The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."

By: Fersboo

Fersboo — Wed, 21 Sep 2005 20:20:58 +0000

If they can fake the moon landing, they can fake Tyra Banks breasts. I won't believe it until I hold those delicate mounds of flesh personally.

/sarcasm, tin-hattedness

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 21 Sep 2005 20:18:35 +0000

Interesting that Anna Nicole Smith did not say if her breasts were real or not. Heh.

By: The MaryHunter

The MaryHunter — Wed, 21 Sep 2005 20:04:16 +0000

Now if we could only get a sonogram of Bill Clinton's Tiny Johnson, perhaps we could have answers to a few forensic questions we've all been dying to know.

By: Jim Henley

Jim Henley — Wed, 21 Sep 2005 19:26:58 +0000

Here is where thunderbird or Herb show up to explain how this story proves something awful about "the left."

By: frankr

frankr — Wed, 21 Sep 2005 19:18:32 +0000

Newsflash: Tyra's breasts are real but her brain isn't!!!!