Comments on: Vikings’ RB Onterrio Smith Caught with Whizzinator

By: Jack Tanner

Jack Tanner — Thu, 12 May 2005 16:38:17 +0000

Wait and see your going to see a lot more steroid problems in sports other than baseball. The NFL would seem to be much more prone to have abusers than MLB.

By: legion

legion — Thu, 12 May 2005 16:04:28 +0000

I may be a liberal, but there are some jokes that cannot be resisted...

If only Bill Clinton had used one of these, how different would the world be today?

By: Signifying Nothing

Signifying Nothing — Thu, 12 May 2005 05:31:34 +0000

Nobody beats the Whizz Vikings RB Onterrio Smith was apparently caught in possession of a device known as "The Original Whizzinator,"? apparently designed to help people beat drug tests. If I were particularly bored, I'd launch into a long invective about the fact the...

By: Carlos

Carlos — Thu, 12 May 2005 03:48:03 +0000

The "O" from Oregon has misshapen his "O" to a zero. He may be a good running back, but if he can't stay out of trouble (and a "Whizzinator" is an excellent indicator of trouble), then he's a zero, and will be until he can keep his act together for more than 15 minutes. Explain it to us when we can trust what you say, O.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 12 May 2005 03:16:23 +0000

I guess it's not as undetectable as they claim ;)

By: SportsBlog

SportsBlog — Wed, 11 May 2005 20:39:56 +0000

Vikings' Running Back Onterrio Smith Caught with Whizzinator Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was detained at the airport with a device called "The Original Whizzinator," used to circumvent drug tests. Vikings' RB Smith had drug test avoidance kit (ESPN-ABC News) Vikings running back Onterrio Smi...

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 11 May 2005 20:31:41 +0000

Crap, the "O-man" is on my fantasy football team! I thought I was safe at RB for the 2005 season.