Comments on: Yasser Arafat Dead

By: The Jawa Report

The Jawa Report — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 20:32:24 +0000

Zombie Arafat Dead (Again...sort of)
Arafat is said to be dead, again. You ever notice how the living dead never really die? Personally, I blame the worcester sauce. What will be Arafat's last words? That's easy. Via Jeff Quinton this news (or something like it)...

By: Todd

Todd — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 18:04:25 +0000

"Naw, Naw. He's not dead! He's, ah, pining for the fjords!"

By: Tony Iovino

Tony Iovino — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 17:13:54 +0000

Do you think the Verizon guy is standing next to Arafat's bed, repeating endlessly: "Can you hear me now?" "Can you hear me now?" "Can you hear me now?" "Can you hear me now?"

By: Diggers Realm

Diggers Realm — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 16:25:24 +0000

Yasser Arafat Is Dead Or Maybe He Isn't There's word going around that Yasser Arafat is Dead. There's also some wacko's conspiracy theory claiming Arafat is being kept "alive" until Tuesday night which is Lailat al-Kader, the night that Muslims believe the Koran was given to the prophet...

By: Lee

Lee — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 15:49:21 +0000

First Derrida, now Arafat.

By: Intermittent Stream

Intermittent Stream — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 15:45:30 +0000

I Don't Want to Go On the Cart! The only reason I care about this topic is that it holds tremendous entertainment value. I simply cannot get Monty Python out of my mind when considering the fate of Yasser Arafat. Seriously, I've never laughed at anyone's death before...

By: McGehee

McGehee — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 15:18:51 +0000

:-p

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 14:45:46 +0000

I have a clever post title all ready for the news.

Clever? now that is news.

;)

By: McGehee

McGehee — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 14:41:39 +0000

Stick a fork in him, heâs done.

And then ship the fork to Yucca Flats. Ew.

By: McGehee

McGehee — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 14:40:56 +0000

They're just delaying the announcement because they know I have a clever post title all ready for the news.

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 14:40:41 +0000

Stick a fork in him, he's done.

By: Jeff Quinton

Jeff Quinton — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 14:40:19 +0000

The latest I've heard is life support to be disconnected by around noon eastern. Updated my initial post to reflect that.

By: Tig

Tig — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 14:38:56 +0000

Any word on how many clones they were able to create?

By: Backcountry Conservative

Backcountry Conservative — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 14:35:46 +0000

Arafat Close to Death
Fox News reports that Reuters is saying Arafat is dead but that Palestinian sources tell them he isn't and that it's a matter of hours before he dies. The death report may have been pulled but I found this report...

By: BitsBlog

BitsBlog — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 14:26:33 +0000

Oh, get ON with it, already. Is Arafat dead, or is
I say, enough is enough. Look, I mean, the guy's got 65 virgins to get to... and he was only up to number five when we declared he wasn't dead after all. Give the poor guy a chance, huh?