Army Successfully Tests F-Bomb
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Wednesday, June 27, 2007
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The F-Bomb has been successfully tested.
The Army announced today that the first successful F-Bomb test has taken place in the New Mexico desert. The F-Bomb – which is not nuclear but still produces a mushroom cloud – was begun after the above ground testing ban treaty in the 1960′s. “There was a lot of research left undone.” according to Dr. Renaldo Hererra, chief of Munitions Linguistics at Los Alamos. “We went straight from the A-Bomb to the H-Bomb, omitting everything in between. The B project showed promise, but C through E were complete failures. It’s good to finally have some success.”
Having grown up around the military and served myself, I had inklings that this one has been in the works for some time.
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I think they dropped one on me during the testing phase…….
The Army has successfully tested the “F-Bomb”:The Army announced today that the first successful F-Bomb test has taken place in the New Mexico desert. The F-Bomb – which is not nuclear but still produces a mushroom cloud – was begun……
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Since a threat to use a nuclear bomb would be “We’re gonna nuke you”, would a threat to use this bomb be “We’re gonna F… you”?
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That’s just sad. F—— sad.
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Hey, I know a guy who worked on the D, E, and F projects. He said F is explosive enough, but it’s too bulky. What they really need is something as light as, say, a string of thread. He says he’s trying to get himself assigned to the G-string project.
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Gee; and I thought A stood for ATOM, and H stood for Hydrogen. I didn’t know Ol’ Henry Ford ran the program![lol]
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Careful Pat …I think George Carlin has a patent on that line. That’s one of his earliest bits, circa 1971.
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Bithead,
Really!? I know of George Carlin, in fact I may have seen one of his shows on TV, but I didn’t know that he said something of this nature. I guess great minds think alike, huh?
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Hey, isn’t this what the Marines in Aliens
had to use when they were orderd to unload their
weapons?
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Lets hope they dont combine this research with that of the Gay bomb…if that happens everyone will be screwed….
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I thought is a post by Ann Coulter about the gay bomb.
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