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Awesomest Headline of the Day

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Man buys toy poodles, discovers they’re actually ferrets on steroids

7 responses to “Awesomest Headline of the Day”

  1. I imagine Bucky Katt (from Get Fuzzy) would have quite a bit to say on this matter.

  2. It may be an awesome headline, but I’m extremely skeptical that this story is true. There’s an old urban legend about people being sold a dog in Mexico only to discover that it’s actually a rat. I’ve seen many different versions of this legend, and some years back a story from a British tabloid, about Japanese people being sold poodles under the ruse that they were sheep, actually made its way into a USA Today blog. This new dog/ferret story sounds to me like simply the latest variation on this tale.

  3. But…but…there are pictures!

  4. @Gull Able: There were pictures of this too. But nobody believed it either!

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/Rose_Mary_Woods.jpg

  5. @Kylopod: There is just something about the phrase “ferret on steroids” (especially when juxtaposed with “toy poodles”) that I found amusing.

  6. Simpsons did it.

    (Handy link if you don’t get the reference.)

  7. @Steven L. Taylor: I agree. And I used to have ferrets. I did not put them on steroids. Otherwise war dancing could have become rather more dangerous than the normal head bonking.

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