Bonus Caption Contest
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Friday, January 7, 2005
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Reader Daniel Aronstein suggested this photo for an OTB Caption ContestTM:
Office of Senator Patrick Leahy
Write your caption in the comments below.
Bonus points for clever use of the term “swearing in.”
Winners will be announced Monday afternoon.
NOTE: Owing to the vagaries of this photo, my spam filter is putting some of the entries into a moderation queue for my approval. Just post your entry once and I’ll get to them.
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“Well, Dick, I get to swear today.”
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Tired of the constant questions surrounding his health, the vice president helps swear in his new clone.
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“My wife is here or I’d beat you at your own swearing game, Dick.”
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“You got the bookmark to that ‘Jawbone of an ass’ bit, don’t you?”
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Nothing looks more stupid than a white guy waiting for a high-five.
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Cheney: So is there a reason you are using a “Bad Girls of the Bible and What We Can Learn from Them” for this swearing in, instead of a King James Edition there pal?
Especially with your wife here.
(and yes it’s a real book. :-p)
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Same suit. Same glasses. Same haircut. Maybe if I always hold my hand up, people will be able to tell us apart.
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Uh, Pat your fly is open, I swear. Been taking my advice?
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Dick:
I am Dick
Dick I am
I’ll watch your swearing in, Dick-I-am
Pat:
Do not Say
F— off and Damn
I do not like that, Dick-I-am
Dick:
I will not curse you
in the house.
I will not curse you
by your spouse.
I will not say Damn
here or there.
I do not say F— off
anywhere.
I do not say
F— off and Damn.
I do not say them,
Dick-I-am.
(underbreath: “So take that A–h—”)
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Leahy:Honest Injun Dick, I will never block another appointee…
Dick:Good deal Pat, cuz if you do, I swear you’ll lose that hand.
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Repeat after me – Go F–k Yourself!
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Cheney: “Now repeat after me: I, Patrick Leahy…”
Leahy: “I, Patrick Leahy…”
Cheney: “…do solemnly swear…”
Leahy: “…do solemnly swear…”
Cheney: “…that I will faithfully execute the office…”
Leahy: “…that I will faithfully execute the office…”
Cheney: “…of Vice President Big Dick Cheney’s beeyotch…”
Leahy: “…of Vice President Big Dick Cheney’s — hey, wait a minute!”
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At Patrick’s most recent swearing in,
He flashed Dick quite a big glaring grin,
And said with a smirk
“You’re a neanderthal jerk,
And in ’08 with Hill’ and Obama we’ll win!”
Dick swore in the dickhead named Pat,
Then swore at him and called his wife FAT.
She said with a sneer,
“Cause yer built like a steer,
I forgive you for being a brat!”
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Marcelle – “Dick, Pat, both of you need to rub this Bible some and then rub your bald heads. I put some Rogaine on it. And Pat, you need to raise your right hand and slap Dick for his potty mouth.”
Dick – “Marcelle, go f*ck yourself and Pat you a**hole, don’t use it all up!”
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In a move that shocked Democrats into inadvertent confirmation, George W. Bush nominated former Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
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“Do you, Dick, take this man, Patrick to be you lawfully wedded husband?”
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Peter, Paul and Mary use a prop and dramatics but no guitars while singing, ‘Who Wrote The Book Of Love.’”
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Cheney: “Big Time.”
Leahy: “…”
Cheney: “Say it, Pat.”
Leahy: *sigh* “Big Time.”
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Vice President Dick Cheney looks on as the Bible begins to sizzle and burn when Senator Leahy lays his hand on it during his swearing in ceremony.
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Swearing in. A whole new light, huh Mr. VP?
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Oh helk. Rodney won. I laughed until I
cried, and that was at all of the captions,
but Mr. Dill’s put that asthmatic wheeze into
it.
My attempt:
“Your suit is off the rack, isn’t it?”
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“Dick, you barbarian, tell it to the hand.”
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Cheney – Hey, that’s not a Bible…why are you swearing on “Living History”, you dumb f**k?
Leahy – You serve your god, I’ll serve mine, you twisted a**hole!!
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Thanks Cricket
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