BRITNEY SPEARS TOPLESS
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Wednesday, August 6, 2003
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Kevin Aylward has the scoop on new “topless” photos of Pepsi salesgirl Britney Spears, including the actual photograph in which Spears is actually nude except for the clothes she’s wearing.
The unfortunately-named Fiona Cummins, a/k/a “Ms. Showbiz,” says this is Spears’ “raunchiest-ever photo-shoot.”
MSNBC‘s reporter is apoplectic:
IT SEEMS BRITNEY Spears is set to appear in the September issue of British Elle wearing little beyond a belly button bauble and a swatch of denim. Perhaps from now on I should look for British Elle in the same area where British Swank and British Juggs are displayed.
Which is rather silly when one sees the tame photo itself. This is fairly amusing, though:
The magazine spread is apparently only one aspect of a multi-pronged publicity push by Britney. She is also reportedly vying to play a character named Daisy Duke in a big-screen version of “The Dukes of Hazzard” opposite Ashton Kutcher. When you’re talking about reclaiming your credibility while honing your acting chops, I can’t think of a better vehicle than a movie based on an old TV show about two rednecks in a souped-up muscle car.
Indeed!
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It’s all much ado about nothing really. That’s why I’m convinced it’s a calculated publicity stunt…
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But who ever heard of such a thing? Having an attractive woman show a little bit of skin on a magazine in order to attract attention?!
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It’s absolutely a publicity stunt.
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Britney Spears is hot!!!!!!
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Publicity!! Besides Britney don’t even have what it takes to stir the crowd. Her breast is to small and not attractive at all.
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hi britany i want pictures of u naked
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hi britany i want pictures of u nacked
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hi britany i want pictures of u nacked
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hi britany i want pictures of u nacked
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send me a photograph of britany topless
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britney spears should become a porn star !!
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DEAR B.S
I dreem with your magic lips.but breast.and down o
of your highly sexy body .let me see
thanks
shehta
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Hi,can you come to Auckland or come to my house at 2/27 Martin Ave Remuera Auckland NZ. I’m 8. I’m your biggest fan
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Hi,can you come to Auckland or come to my house at 2/27 Martin Ave Remuera Auckland NZ. I’m 8. I’m your biggest fan
From Angela Wilson
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she is so hot without a shirt on
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she is so fucking hot i want to have sex with her and if she could write me i would be so happy britney i wana fuck u :)
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i want to fuck her to i want to see her nacked
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YALL JUST NEED TO LEAVE BRITTNEY SPEARS ALONE YALL DONT KNOW HER OR LIVE WITH HER PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE THEY DONT KNOW ..
I LIKE BRITTNEY AND HER SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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britney u r sexy!!!!!!!!!!!! can u send me a picture of u naked … please.oh i’m 19
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I love britney
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britany spears…
you are the hottest chick on earth…i want naked picturs of you how about you send me some and e-mail me and tell me about your self and ill get back to you on that one!any”hoe”.
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love that sweet ass babe
be a porn actress as i loved the madonna smootch
wow fucking outrageous sweety
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I AM NOT BRITNEY SPEARS
While I had presumed it manifestly obvious, apparently clarification is necessary on this point: I am not, nor have I ever been, Britney Spears. So,…
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Important Clarification
For anyone who didn’t know, James Joyner points out that he is not Britney Spears….
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