Caption Contest
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Thursday, August 12, 2010
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
REUTERS/Danish Siddiqui
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
It’s a good thing we’re delivering all these boxes full of flotation devices.
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Caption: I told you what would happen if we ignored the Jones Act.
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Recovery Summer sets sail for her maiden voyage.
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I’m the King of the World!
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After foolishly flooding the port wing tanks, the Merchant Vessel America heeled over dangerously and capsize was feared. Frantic effort are underway to dump as much excess cargo left of the centerline as possible in hopes of righting the vessel and permitting her epic voyage to continue.
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Have you ever wondered how Robert Gibbs feels in the morning as he enters The White House?
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Obama’s recipe for Deepwater Horizon Stone Soup:
50 million gallons of water
4.9 million gallons of oil
Sea salt to taste
Any fish, duck, or shell fish in season
Add one boatload of 12 foot tall croutons
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S.O.S. Man and merchandise overboard!
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Who’s the idiot at BP that thought this would be a good way to plug the hole?
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In the future I don’t think it’s a good idea to name a ship the USS Camel.
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Captain to crew: “All hands, commence singing now! Don’t rock the boat, don’t tip the boat over!”
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Captain Obama steers the USS Economy into socialist waters.
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When the “Ship of State” lists to “port”, this is what can happen.
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This image depicts the political tilt of the mainstream media as seen from the front.
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Federal Aid to the teachers unions has arrived….
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The American ship of state torpedo’d by “friendly fire” of US Congress. Captain Obama is researching the issue of being the first to jump ship. A decision is expected in 4-6 weeks.
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Wal-Mart spill of Chinese container goods labeled “worst in company’s history”. Thousands mourn.
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“That’s what you do with a drunken sailor, bitch!”
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Off camera: “You just had to have one last Ring Ding, didn’t you, Rosie?”
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JournoList members report: Racist captain blames massive shift to the left for near capsize of vessel, orders crew to jettison of anything to the extreme left and aggressively move ballast toward the right when it is plainly seen that it the anchor on the right that is dragging them down.
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Proof positive that a rising tide does NOT lift all boats.
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Obama’s in-house climatologists calculates sea water displaced by sinking ship and declares the oceans are rising.
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When the ship’s captain was contacted for comment, he said “I inherited this condition from my predecessor. For far too long, some containers have been more full than others, and when you spread the weight around, it’s good for everyone. My team has ensured that traditionally underserved container communities have received their fair share of the weight. Now let me be clear, any economist you ask will tell you my policies are working. You guys should thank me.” His employers fired him immediately and referred the information they had to a prosecutor.
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1) A spokesperson for the Somali pirates quickly denied any involvement.
2) Baffling economists, U.S. GDP took a sudden jump this month boosting consumer confidence.
3) Sarah Palin quickly denounced the dumping of cargo containers into the sea, saying on her Facebook page: “It stabs the average American right in their emerging markets investment portfolio.”
4) The ‘Lego Adventure Ride Theme Park’ introduces its latest attraction: ‘Lost at Sea’
5) The latest shipment of ‘Darkstar’ smart bombs arrives sooner then anyone expected.
6) “Tea Partiers” strike again!
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