Caption Contest
·
Thursday, June 10, 2010
·
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
“Booyah! I *donked* it!”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The chorus heard Obama had brought TOTUS so they knew they were in for a long lecture. They all couldn’t help but close their eyes. One poor soul, however, found the only way to completely tune out the President’s incessant blathering was blessed sleep.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Stimulate the economy? ? ? Good grief, Obama can’t even stimulate a group of teenagers!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Girl, stage right, thinking: {Yeeks. How can the MSM call ‘him’ a ‘rock star’?}
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Obama, finally, among a group of his peers.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Sometimes, I even bore myself.”
chsw
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Obama, thinking: {OK, this purple tie may not “look” presidential but it definitely make a “he’s so cool” statement.}
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
President Obama introduces his newest set of Gulf Oil Spill experts to the nation
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Just then the vomit spewed …
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
It seems that I am not the only one who is tired of his donkey poop.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
When President Obama (with help from TOTUS) complained about people complaining about him, the ghost of Gary Coleman materialized and shrieked, “Whatchu talkin’ ’bout Willis?”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Not even preaching to the choir works any longer for The One.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“And I’d like to thank those behind me, whose futures are being sacrificed on the altar of progressive politics…”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Dear Photoshop: Delete background of students and drop in US Senators.
P.S Keep the yawning black kid in though.
Yawning boy: ” The Clintons told me this was gonna be boring.”
Yawning boy: “When will he get to the “free money” part?”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
a cross section of America??… god bless America
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Obama, thinking: {If the kid behind me doesn’t stop snoring, I may decide that it’s his ass that needs kicking!}
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Choir singer opens his mouth symbolically in the shape of our fearful leader’s message:
– “O” Boring
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
[...] Thursday Contest is running out of steam. Filed Under: Contests, Rodney [...]
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Obama gives a commencement speech – In attendance sits Jamal Lewinski.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“I suggest to you all, start taking lots of energy drinks; America’s debt is now placed on your backs until the day you die, God Bless the USA.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The laughter and excitement came to a halt when an announcemenet was made that Obama will replace Palin for the commencement address.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
1) President Obama refused to proceed with the commencement ceremony of the Class of 2010 until he found out who had placed a “Kick Me!” sign on his back.
2) The audience waited with baited breath as the high school custodian looked for a long enough extension cord for the presidential teleprompter.
3) “Thank you for your patience. It will just take a few more minutes to install the applause sign.”
4) “Have they all been screened? Are you sure? Because I just felt a spitball on the back of my neck.”
5) “I know y’all were hoping to see Michelle for a change, but life is full of disappointments. Get use to it.”
6) “And if politics has taught me one thing, its taught me this: talking the talk is way easier than walking the walk.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
If you think I’m bored and tired, then have real sympathy for TOTUS – he has to put up with this inane B.S. day after day.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Catholic Alter Boy practices the mouth exercises his Priest taught him.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
I keep telling you guys, we’re not starting until Boehner apologizes to McCartney.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“You know…He DOES look kinda gay.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0