Caption Contest
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Thursday, January 27, 2011
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)
Winners will be announced Monday
(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Last time I’ll make fun of lesbian bondage theme shows. This rocks!
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Gentlemen! We must protect our phony baloney jobs!
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Clearly, having Carrot Top warm up the crowd for the State of the Union turned out quite well.
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The only real bipartisan support came in response to the call for expanding Obamacare to cover “augmentations” for strippers.
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Obama received overwhelming guffaws when he called for bipartisanship; in fact it was the only one of his SOTU jokes that “went over” with Congress.
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Obama received an incredulous response when he announced “his date” for the evening was Sarah Palin.
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Obama announces to the audience that popcorn would be served during the intermission of his SOTU speech in case it ran a little too long.
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After trash talking our country all over the world, Americans finally heard the President say what is in OUR hearts: “What we can do — WHAT AMERICA DOES BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE — is spark the creativity and imagination of our people.” But which Obama do we believe?
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When Obama said bring in the clowns it was supposed to be “metaphoical”, not literal. mpw
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See? Now do you believe me? Boehner IS darker than me.
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Obama declares that he will cut spending.
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Caption? But that really is the snapshot from when the president said “no more subsidies to oil companies”
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We got the clap!
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President Obama announces that he will no longer use a teleprompter when speaking.
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Must have been the salmon joke.
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Congress shows their bipartisan support for Congressional Pay Raises.
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President Obama tells Congress he’s going to buy them a pony.
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Wait a minute…what is President Taylor doing in the audience? Shouldn’t she be giving the speech?
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“FREEBIRD!!!!!!!!”
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Congress gets a kick out of a WTF moment in the State of the Union.
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Obama finally stops talking?
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Congressional communists – oops I mean Democrats, cheer as U.S. scientists announce Obama’s stimulus package through the cloning of Marx, Mao, Stalin, Lenin and other progressive human rights leaders.
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From “Down on the Corner”–Creedence Clearwater Revival:
You don’t need a penny just to hang around,
But if you’ve got a nickel, won’t you lay your money down?
Over on the corner there’s a happy noise.
People come from all around to watch the magic boy.
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In the center, Rep. Jim McDermott (D-Baghdad/Seattle) guffaws at the Endangered Species salmon joke.
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Congress cheers the leader of the economic world – Charman Hu.
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Brett Favre announces the he is indeed finally retiring.
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Johnny Ola told me about this place. Johnny know these places like the back of his hand.
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The State of Obama Address got its biggest applause when the subject of unicorns came up.
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American’s Idle — Congress celebrates.
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The members cheer an act of congress.
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Bread and circuses. Our bread, their circus.
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Boehner’s tears drew a response that was more muted than most seasoned Washington inside observers anticipated.
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When the subject of the deficit came up, DJ BO led the crowd in a rousing rendition of MC Hammer’s You Can’t Touch This.
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Tonight we’re going to party like it’s 1929!
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Our true Sputnik moment.
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Lang Lang’s encore at the SOTU was well received.
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They know it’s a cheap trick but cannot constrain themselves as Obama saws the deficit in half right in front of thier eyes.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. — H. L. Mencken
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Pelosi took the podium and began to strip.
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Obama: “OK… I made Biden disappear… but now I can’t remember how to bring him back…”
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Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid! I mean screwed!
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Pigford settlements for everyone!
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The Wave. UR DOIN IT WRNG!
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Two men enter. One man leaves!
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American Taxpayers: FREEZE! Keep your hands where we can see ‘em!
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Congress reacts to Keith Olberman’s dismissal.
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Congress responds to Al Frankin’s call to be taken seriously as a U.S. Senator.
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Democrats applaud the discovery of the President’s birth certificate in the Bethlehem, Judea mayor’s office.
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Clap on! *clap*clap* Clap off! *clap*clap*
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That Dennis Kucinich! What a hoot! Gonna sue the House cafeteria for dental damages when he gets free dental for life!
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