Caption Contest
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Monday, June 12, 2006
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AFP/Pool/File/Mark Wilson)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Contests will be come a little more sporadic over the next couple of weeks as I do some travel. I will have more updates later.
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Iran test their new night vision technology.
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Iran tests their new night vision technology.
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Jarhead Jawa and his sidekick, Giant One-Eyed Droid, survey the sands of Tatooine.
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Land Of The Free And Home Of The Brave- If You Build It They Will Come.
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1) Because that’s what everyone on a hot, bright sunny day, in a desert covered with white sand needs….night vision goggles, and a 15 million candella spotlight.
2) Nawwww! That can’t be John Kerry in BDU’s…that guy’s been here more than 4 months!
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“Damn It Fidel Put Some Clothes On , There’s People Up Here!”
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Baywatch
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At the press briefing Task Force 145 exhibited some of the high-tech equipment unearthed in the Al-Zarqawi rubble.
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Who will watch the watchers?
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The US Army’s new recruitment program searches further than ever before. Here, a Jawa and the robot guardian to Jabba’s palace arein basic training.
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1) Big Brother seems to be watching, the Playboy Mansion.
2) US Army going where no one has gone before, Ted Kennedy’s backyard.
3) Yeah, he’s got a Carl’s $6 Burger with Onion, Pickles, and Double Cheese. Yeah all I’ve got is an MRE.
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“Fire it up, Sarge! We’ll give those jihadis a suntan like they’ve never had before!”
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Searching for Madonna’s career.
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From over 3000 yards away, Gitmo psyc-ops leader Maj. George Andrews targets a detainee’s Koran for desecration with the “invisible spontaneous combustion ray of intolerant humiliation”. Maj. Andrew’s company is also responsible for organizing the popular “menstrual blood paintball sniper games” for prison guards every other Saturday night.
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Jim had this one-sided conversation going with his searchlight, nicknamed Strobe, until Angelina Jolie walked by. Jim reports that Strobe vocalized the “F” word.
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You’re right, they ARE having a barbecue! And that corn looks fresh.
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“I’m guessing a double D.”
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1. Corp. Johnson’s night surveillance recieved some unwelcomed and blinding support.
2. When you go hunting celebrities Charlie knew you had to bring along the right bait.
3. Kato not now you fewl!
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Looking through his binoculars, Cpl. Kyle Odie sensed an odd convergence of circularity in his universe.
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Looking for green eyes
Has anyone seen him
No don�t you tell me
He gave up on me
I�m looking for green eyes
I�ve got to find him
Cause something tells me
He�s looking for me
I�m looking for green eyes
Has anyone seen him ……
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“You’re right private, it is greener on the other side of that fence.”
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“Can anyone shed some light on whether Iran has any nuclear wessels?” (PS, I’m finally back with a squirrely caption contest at Bloggin’ Outloud, lgp)
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Remember, don’t shoot until you see the …, um .., green of their eyes.
A preying man ’tis.
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New Google goggles prevent you from seeing things you aren’t supposed to. Made in China.
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â??The Illudium Pu-36 explosive space modulator! That creature has stolen the space modulator!â??
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Jason Leopold maintains his lonely vigil, waiting for the news cycle to catch up with the “truth.”
At Yearly Kos, Jesse Macbeth prepares for his breakout session where he will demonstrate how he used his Super Secret Special Op Forces night binoculars and floodlights to massacre civilians in Haditha some two years after he failed to complete basic training — all while simultaneously asking, “Do you want fries with that?”
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Gratuitous musical reference, with a special nod to Jason Leopold and apologies to the Pogues: “And a Rove’in, a Rove’in, a Rove’in I’ll go for a pair of green eyes, for a pair of green eyes.”
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What the surveillance team saw when William Jefferson opened his freezer.
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“Sir, so far today, Britney has dropped the baby 3 times, driven to the liquor store and back with the baby on her lap with a brewski between his legs, thrown the baby down to the basement to visit daddy and tonight she handed the baby to Michael Jackson to dangle from a balcony at the Ritz Carlton in New York.”
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O.J. continues his lonely search for the real killers.
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Come on down for the green light specials at your new 24-hour K-Mart!
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Number 5 is alive!!!
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He didn’t go to medical school, but he can do a colonoscopy with a 500 bomb at 100 yards.
Hey Abu! Take two! They’re small.
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A recon patrol identifies the house where Mr. Abu Musab “Thank-you-sir-may-I-have-another” Zaqawi is hiding.
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Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean they are not out to get me.
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“OK Lampy. I spy with my little eye…”
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“Lisa, Lisa over here! Great Bod Todd is in the shower with the curtain open.”
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In order to raise even more revenue, Redskin’s owner Dan Snyder added general admission seats to the field lights.
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Don’t be ridiculous Abu. He’s over a mile away! At this range he couldn’t hit a–
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Don’t shoot until you see the greens of their–
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“And here I am looking near and far for another caption contest while Rodney takes a break.”
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