Caption Contest
·
Monday, June 27, 2005
·
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Play Ball
REUTERS/Ray Stubblebine
(Picture suggested by Robert Tagorda)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Related Posts
- None Found
REUTERS/Ray Stubblebine
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Is that a baseball bat, or are you just glad to see me?
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
We’ve lost a lot of games and our viewer ratings are down- it’s time for a SCANDAL!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
We’ve lost a lot of games and our viewer ratings are down- it’s time for a SCANDAL!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Shouted from the dugout:
I said Billy Martin, not Ricky Martin!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
DJ: “Gary, You can grab my crackerjacks, but layoff the Peanuts!”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
While searching Jeter, he finds A-Rod…
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Take me right now you stud!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Play Ball” is just about the perfect caption.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“No, man… ‘playing grab-ass’ is just supposed to be a euphemism!”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
GS: “Come on baby let’s do the sheffle.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Don’t worry, we’ll make it all legal on our next road trip to play the Red Sox.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Boyfriend, your gluteus maximus is hot.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I’m talking about the number two on my shirt, Shef.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Nobody could figure out why the Yankees sucked so badly that year. After all, the team members were particularly close….
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Another baseball euphemism: The Squeeze Play
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Another baseball euphemism: Shef rounds second base.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Bored with passe baseball traditions, two long-time veterans redefine the Seventh Inning Stretch.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“You know, these new uniforms really bring out your eyes.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
1. Why the pilot of Dances with Baseball Players didn’t go over well with ABC Execs and was quietly erased.
2. The consequences of having 1 to many curve-balls to the head. Not being able to tell the differance between a fellow player and your wife.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Speaking of Caption Contests
I almost picked the one Rodney has up right now over at Outside the Beltway:
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Maybe it’s the leather, clean cut grass or that hot uniform you are wearing but dude, you had me at hello.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
From the stands and dugout: “Get a room!”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“C’mon, man, gimme the steroids! I know you got ‘em stashed in there!”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Give it to me, baby, like Curt Schilling!
(Yes, I’m a BoSox fan. –B)
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Just shut up. You had me at Ball Two.
You had me at Ball Two.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Here Gary Sheffield demonstrates why he chose “baseball star” over his second choice: “pickpocket.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Another Caption Contest
I have been holdoing off on doing another caption contest until Gabe had decided his was over. But, i can wait no longer to post this picture for you to give a caption to. So, for all of you waiting…
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Oh my, when I hold you close like this and look into your eyes….well, lets just say “my cup runneth over”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Sheffield reached third base with Jeter and was now trying to steal home.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
It still hurts from the Red Sox.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Here’s the new greeting when players get a home run. The low ten. Of course, some miss the old greeting of the high five.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Stop it, it’s my ball.”
“No, it’s my ball.”
“I’m telling mommy.”
“Tattle tail.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Hey, when I said “check out my ‘roids” I meant STEROIDS, you dumb a**hole!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Under pressure from the ACLU, New York exercised it’s new diversity policy by drafting siamese twins Bim and Bam. However the picture cited is that of two teammates exercising the other part of the new diversity policy.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
He couldn’t tell whether it was the slimming effect of the stripes or if Jeter had lost some weight, until he checked for himself.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
I just love these road games!
Last night was great!
Hit me one more time baby!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Another baseball euphemism: A Double Header
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Lets do the Yankee-Hankee-Pankee!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Jeter – “Shef, did you spend time as a kid with Michael Jackson?”
Sheffield – “Nope, just with my priest.”
Jeter – “Ahhhhhh.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Fresh out of the closet these two Yankees have not yet completely grasped the concept of a reach around!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
21st Century Baseball – Along came on-deck circle dancing. Jeter balked. Saying, “The taller player should lead.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
‘Gary, I’m thinking that I might need to define the word discreet for you, my man.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
BALL FOUR!!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0