Caption Contest
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Monday, July 17, 2006
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And now for the Moment you all have been waiting for …Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AFP/DDP/Johannes Eisele)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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About Rodney Dill
“These Fish Smell Like The Middle East.”
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“I Give These To Dick Cheney, He Likes Shooting Fish In A Barrel.”
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Then, after chugging the keg of beer, you eat the goldfish- like this!
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“Don’t tell my kids. Heh, heh, heh. The German Chancellor here and I ate the spaghetti … her from her end and me from mine and we met in the middle at which point we both became French. Right, honey?”
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Ich bin ein fisheater!! Heh heh.
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I was going to say that I just love Angie’s tuna but, that might not translate very well. Heh. Is it all right if I say that I love your tuna?
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Like I said before, the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. Just as long as I’m not the fish.
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Eww, it’s one of your pubic hairs, honey!
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The irony here is that we’ve got to get the Chancellor to get the fish in my mouth and stop this …”
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So when I when I read the latest Rasmussen pull I have to reach up to hold my nose like this.
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Peeeuuuu. I’m going to need a lot of NYT to get these home to Laura.
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The Emperor’s New Snacks
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Smells like PHP!
(Okay, maybe that one’s too geeky and obscure. Let’s try something more mainstream.)
Oh, sole mio… oh, sole you-o… how’s the rest go, honey?
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1) See I have an invisible fishhook in my lip.
2) And that’s how a President burps his A-B-C’s.
3) So this is what got Monica Lowinski (sp?) into trouble, holding something like this, and having her mouth like this.
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Having proven he has steel balls, Dubya goes further my sleuthing who had stolen the strawberry ice cream.
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President Bush reacts after snorting a pinch from a barrel containing the ashes of ‘Rasmus, a 16th century Renaissance figure.
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Die wiesse Angela assures Bush that it is safe.
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Les boys do Cabaret… Joel Grey and Liza Minelli some forty years on. They wish.
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Oooooohhhhhh…, ninety-nine barrels of Rasmus on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Rasmus on the wall, you take one down and pass it around, ninety-nine barrels of Rasmus on the wall.
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It’s G…8!
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The President suddenly started going “Woot! Woot!” and began making feces flinging gestures when presented with a barrel of monkeys from the Rasmus Toy Company.
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Bush gives the Presidential gang sign to the crew of Al-Jazeera and threatens to open up a can of Rasmus on their asses.
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President Bush impresses Chancellor Merkel with a bit of derring do by ingesting some herring goo.
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One must be careful about spoonerisms when discussing German herring.
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Oh come on Charles. That’s all you can come up with?!
; )
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President Bush performs Wagner’s Das Rheingold prior to giving the floor to Dick Cheney who is expected to wow the crowd with a herring themed interpretive dance.
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Today President Bush revealed he won the audition to play the lead role in Otello.
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Just before leaving the White House, we found this barrel the Danish Prime Minister left behind when he visited us in May. Thought you and I could snack on them as we talk. But this is really hard work and if I have any more, I’ll be doing a 41 at dinner.
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“Whew, These Fish Smell Like Sh*t!”
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When Merkel expressed concern that the President might choke, Bush demonstrated his new method for downing pretzels.
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This little liberal is too hot
Darn, this little liberal is too cold
Yumm …. this little liberal is just right
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Just wait till you see what I do to you tomorrow, Angela!
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Pickled herrings, huh? Heh. Well I’ll enjoy these. Yeah, for a minute there I thought you were going to hand me some stinky preserved fish or something.
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“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
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“And There’s A Trick To Eating Strudel In The Dark.”
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Ich bin ein rollmop!
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“Chancellor Merkel, thanks for the red herring. It will go well with the McGuffin Tony Blair gave me and the puzzle inside a riddle wrapped in an enigma that Pootie-Poot provided.”
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“The Last Time My Mother Heard Me Cuss, She Stuck A Bar Of Soap Down My Throat, Thank God Laura Was There To Pull It Out.”
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“The Presidential Seal.”
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Merkel thought bubble
“Thankfully there are only 915 more days of this lunacy left.”
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