Caption Contest
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Thursday, June 30, 2005
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Had trouble deciding between this picture and the LifeSaver colored Peta People
(AFP/File/Georges Gobet)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
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Ali couldn’t afford to pony up for a new car.
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He wouldn’t walk a mile for a camel, but he would ride a donkey.
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Since to bus to Mecca was full, Mohammed was left Ass out
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“Sure, it’s cute, but I really think the sport-utility would have been a better choice than the ultra-compact.”
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WARNING: French Midget Ass Crossing
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“There’s an ass on my ass.”
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Only an ass turns his back to anti-AIDS billboards.
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“Yes, there are minuscule class distinctions in our land having to do with transportation and wardrobe.”
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I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
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“Do you know asses Matt? I know asses. I’ve studied asses. Look, here’s a picture of me on an ass. In fact, I am an ass …” — Tom Cruise
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“Do you know asses Matt? I know asses. I’ve studied asses. Look, here’s a picture of me on an ass. In fact, I am an ass …” — Tom Cruise
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“al Simon Sez…”
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AIDS is everywhere… including your camel. Why is why I have a donkey.
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Another victim of bait and switch at al-Worthington’s Used Camel Lot.
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In response to evidence that the insurgency may be failing and the U.S. troops are gaining the upper hand, Zarqawi instructs his lieutenants to “stay on their asses”.
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Tom Cruise continues his “War of the Worlds” promotional tour.
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Clearly, the gas prices have been affecting summer travel.
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Hassem always felt uncomfortable riding past the Cadillac Camel ads on his Mercury Mule.
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This guy’s been riding my ass all day.
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An arab Shriner makes his way to the lodge meeting.
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Clearly missing the point of the AIDS awareness billboard, Ahmed opts for the less-able donkey as his mode of transportation over the now-suspect traditional camel.
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Ahmed doesn’t speak French, but he only needs to understand two things: Sida means AIDS, and that guy is riding a camel. ‘Nuff said.
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AIDS will make your ass shrink.
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“Hybrids,” while the hot new thing in cars, have been an important part of transportation history…
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An illustration from the Arabic children’s book “The Little Ass that Could”
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Achmed rode confidently ignoring the Camel-itch creme billboard, worrying only about saddlesores.
Having experienced using Saddam’s brand of Begone! camel-itch creme when imprisoned in Abu Grab and had almost tore his own skin off from the irritation from it, he swore never again to sit side-saddle upon the beasts and risk the fungal infection.
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Democrats…..They aren’t even wanted in the Middle East.
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Uh-oh! Iran’s new president has just declared a worldwide “Islamic Revolution.” Let’s do what the Donkeys did up in Washington when Bush declared war on Iraq, ass: RUN!
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Get three coffins ready.
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I don’t think it’s nice, you laughin’. You see, my mule don’t like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you’re laughin’ at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you’re going to, I might convince him that you really didn’t mean it.
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No-humped camel my ass!
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AIDS be damned, around Muhammad, even little PePe was a dromedary
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Having failed to pin a tail on the donkey, Ali put the pinata on his head and left the party.
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Asses, cameltoes, the infidels have taken over!
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