Caption Contest
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Monday, October 9, 2006
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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Foley: But it’s not any bigger than this.
Bush: Yeah? Well, it’s caused me a headache like this!
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Did you see that Fox interview? Clinton’s purple face got THIS close to Chris Wallace…
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“Let’s be clear about this, Foley, that’s not what Hastert meant by ‘you gotta turn a new page in your life’ “.
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GWB: One A4 page is this big.
Foley: No, no, Mr President, I said one page is this big.
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“Look Foley, I don’t care how big they are; stay out of the Page dorm!”
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George Bush: Foley, it’s your lies that are this big.
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“For the rest of your life, Foley, keep your degenerate self away from me. And when the time comes let the hot flames, about so big, slowly incinerate you to a pulp.”
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“When ya get back to Florida, Jeb’s gonna beat ya with a stick about so big.:
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Isn’t there a law that they have to be at least this long?
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Note to politicians, never gesture by holding two hands about a foot apart.
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Bush: Has to be footlong, you know that I’m a size queen.
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Foley: With all due respect, sir, I think it’s clear that we are not on the same page.
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Bush: And then Laura says “What?! I can’t hear you!”
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Bush: “There’s a huge difference in meanings, here Foley.”
Foley: “Naw, Mr. President. Just a small, insignificant case of semantics. There’s no beeper involved. Someone said ‘Foley, you’re getting paged’ and I thought they meant only one thing.”
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Bush gets Foley show on the tarmac. (Impeachment proceedings to follow.)
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Bush and Foley compare versions of the perfect a$$.
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Let me make sure I have this right:
“This is the way we clap our hands?”
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When Reuters runs their next article about Bill Clinton, will they dredge up an ancient file photo of him and Monica Lewinsky?
Just askin’.
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FreakyBoy,
It can only be hoped.
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Foley: “… but Mr President I thought we were this close.”
Dubya: “Maintain your distance.”
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Rodney, allow me to write the anti-Reuters caption to that photo:
“Ex-US President Bill Clinton, stumping for his Global Initiative in Europe this week, is seen here in a file photo from December 1997, with his hummer and humidor, White House intern Monica Lewinsky.”
It could happen.
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As expected, Bush and Foley disagreed quite vigorously about the relative merits of dildoes and anal beads.
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“Look. You lied to me. I don’t feel a bit special. I wanted to be the only one you sent inappropriate e-mails.”
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“I told you to dress up like a hobgoblin, vampire or bugaboo. But, oh no. You come as the poster boy for pedophilia.”
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Dammit, Foley, I told you to stay at least this far away from the pages at all times!
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Bush: Bass
Foley: Ass
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Dude why?
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You hold up your hands like this and just say no!
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Come on now. It’s this small.
Bush says: It’s this big or I’m not President of the United States
Give it up, George. We all know it’s this big.
Bush says: We’re not even on the same wage length here. I’m talking about the scandal.
Oh, I thought you were talking about your popularity rate.
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Mr President, I’m wearing Ralph Loren, do I have to spell it out for you?
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“Well, let’s just say that things were bad before thanks to me. And now, thanks to you, they’re going to hell in a handbasket.”
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“Boy. Am I ever glad I never listened to your great idea of the White House having a party with guests including all the Congressional Pages, all the White House Interns, Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton, Fanne Fox, Gary Hart, Donna Rice, Dick Morris, Sherry Rowlands and Fanne Fox.”
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“You know my wife, Laura, changed my life. I was pretty rotten before. Too bad you don’t like girls because you seem pretty rotten.”
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“Dammit, Foley! ‘Take a page from my book’ is just a damn expression!
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