Caption Contest
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Monday, December 18, 2006
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
by Rodney Dill — TIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006
REUTERS/Michael Dalder
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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Rodney, I don’t have a caption yet and I also don’t want to burst your bubble, but my copy of Time arrived with MY picture on the cover!!!
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The coach kept telling Felipe “be the ball, be the ball.” So he did.
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It’s a truism that success in soccer is 10% physical and 90% mental.
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Bob’s head transplant didn’t work so well
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Jeez, I didn’t think I could kick it that far up his ass!
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Barack Obama has youth, good looks and athletic ability. He can play the game and make a Goooooooaaaaaaal!
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In. Your. Face.
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The last thing Pedro said after he got kicked in the head…Psssssssst.
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When he said football (soccer) was his life, he really wasn’t kidding.
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1) He’s a four-armed, four-handed flying soccer-ball eating….. Huh? Where’s the people-eater?
2) Mr. Miyagi afterwards, I’m sorry Daniel-san that ka-ra-te does not help you when playing soccer. Now put that steak back on your eye.
3) Head-on Apply directly to the Forehead commercial reject #101
4) Greenshirt: “I’m not touching a guy that can carry a ball with just his lips!”
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He did the Mash…
(He did the Monster Mash)
The Monster Mash…
(It was a graveyard smash)
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The new villan for the movie version of “The Tick” has finally been revealed.
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Daniel-san tried that stork move once too often on the football pitch.
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Time’s Person of the Year: Wilson
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball! There, I said it. Now we can all move on.
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Get ready for the next Olympic sport that merges Brasilian Futbol and Afghani Buzkashi! It’s fun for the whole family!
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I, for one, welcome our new Futbol overlords.
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Sadly, Guidobaldo’s futbol career was cut short because he kept getting called for a handball everytime he wiped the sweat from his brow.
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Yeah, it’s a great trick, but I can only do it once.
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Matt Damon.
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And thus the avatar of Ganesh became the greatest goalie in history of soccer.
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What happens on the soccer field….well is kind of weird.
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OK. It’s not as dark as the original, but I still think this remake of the “Thriller” video is stupid!
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Jacques was shocked when he discovered he’d almost flattened the NOPI guy.
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“Daddy, It’s the man with the futbol head!”
“Avert your eyes from his gaze, Junior, and we may yet be safe.”
“But Daddy, it’s you!”
“You’re too late, I’ve come to turn you on. Bwahahahahahaha…”
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Although the cojoined twins had been playing futbol their entire lives, Mannie often excelled because he keeps his head in the game.
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1) Job Advertisment, “Ball Inflater wanted, women only apply please.” (Where do you think the ball’s stem is located?)
2) Attack!…. of the Killer Soccer Balls (cue B-movie music)
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Why bend it like Beckham when you can eat it like Emerson?
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Number 5 had a dilema, his head itched, but he couldn’t use his hands without receiving a penalty.
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