Caption Contest
·
Monday, February 12, 2007
·
Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
brought to you by Rodney Dill — TIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006
(AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Related Posts
- None Found
About Rodney Dill
“This boulder is too large. I could lift a smaller one.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
In order to fund the new wage increase Hillary auctions off a few fellow Senators….Going Once…Going Twice…..
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Don’t cry for me Argentiiiiiiinaaaaaaa”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The three in back are OK…but I never really cared much for Shemp.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The opening scene from a VERY disturbing porn film.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Senator Brown (left) : Eww, No wonder Bill did what he did..
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Senator Clinton announces yet another ridiculous Bill perpetrated upon the American public.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Hillary was convinced that if she didn’t look at him he really wasn’t there.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Obama(thinking): Dang, 7.25 per hour! That’s more than I make.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Hillary displays her signature left wing.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Wait. I do have another announcement. It should surprise absolutely nobody that Bill Clinton could be Dannielynn Smith’s father.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
It the wicked witch of the left and her flying monkeys
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“It’s my party, and I’ll wear a butt-ugly dress if I want to.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The guy on the right looks like a bird, ready to peck an earthworm from her ear.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“On the other hand . . .”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Hillary Clinton launches her “Carpet Dress” initiative in front of Senate colleagues. Wearing clothes made of carpet has been recommended by Global Warming guru/profiteer Al Gore to help curb man-made carbon emissions into the environment.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
What the left giveth, the right taketh away.
var.:
What the left hand giveth, the right hand – - say, where is her right hand anyway?
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Sen Brown thinking:….hmmm…I have a rug like that in my bathroom…
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“… and I’d like to thank all the little people who we are now giving a raise of $4,000 a year, which is almost as much as I spent on this, uh, jacket.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Speaking as the wife of America’s first black president, let me assure that I always keep my eyes on the prize.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Speaking as the wife of America’s first black president, let me assure you that I always keep my eyes on the prize.â€
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Things took a turn towards the ugly as the DNC presidential nomination contest entered the talent phase.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Nothing succeeds like succession!”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Welcome the new Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, seen in the Senate Chamber 3hours a week.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Friends, Americans, Countrymen. I come to praise Obama, not to bury him.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“And with a great Barack the seventh seal was opened and the Four Horseman of the Obamalypse rode forth. Death, Famine, Pestilence and the other one…”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Hillary dramatically rehearses her rendition of Snow White and her dwarfs, “puzzled, smiley and pout.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“What miserable drones and traitors have I nourished and brought up in my household to let their Lord be treated with such shameful contempt by a low-born
clericBarack?”Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
As Hillary broke into song with “Midnight Train to Georgia”, Senator Obama suddenly realized that being on the platform behind her as one of her Powerful, Important, Peoples wasn’t such a good idea.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“You put your left hand in, you put your left hand out…”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain!”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Once Hillary realized that singing and bashing Bush at the same time was the quickest path to anotehr Grammy, there was no getting her off the podium.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Once Hillary realized that singing and bashing Bush at the same time was the quickest path to another Grammy, there was no getting her off the podium.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Thank you, I’ll be here for the next 28 years. Try the fish.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Senator Obama was lost in thought and never saw the left hook coming.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Hillary – “Friends, Americans, Countrymen, lend me your ears …”
Barack – “Hmmmmmm. Off the hizzle fo shizzle my nizzle!”
Max – “The Senate is a remarkable institution.”
Sherrod – “Whatchu talking ’bout, Willis?”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Sherrod has a sudden sinking feeling that instead of meeting the Dixie Chicks, he’s gonna get stuck with the Dippy Chick.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
As Hillary congratulated the Chicks with Dixie for their Grammy success last night, the Senators behind her did everything they could to maintain their composure.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Senator Clinton futilely attempts to re-enact the parting of the Red Sea from the movie, The Ten Commandments!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
An exasperated Senator Clinton realizes, “she ain’t whistling Dixie.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The DNC’s barbershop quartet goes by the name “Honey and the B’s.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Seantor Clinton explains how everyone in the Senate is equal, though some are more equal than others.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Instead of a Flu shot, the doctor inadvertently injected Hillary’s arm with Viagra….and it just started to kick in.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Hillary’s attempts to make shadow puppets to show up Senator Obama still leave much to be desired.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Senator Clinton demonstrates the hand she once used to slap her husband and now threatens to use against Al Qaeda!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Hillary does her best Karnak impression to introduce her friends in the Senate: raucous, Baucus, and caucas-ian.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0