Caption Contest
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Thursday, February 22, 2007
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Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
brought to you by Rodney Dill — TIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006
(AP Photo/Hatem Moussa)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
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Outside The Beltway Cowboy Blob Bagel Blogger Top 5 Entries (Participation was light this week.) 5. Potvin practicing for his off-ice job as the letter “A” (as in Y.M.C.A.) in a Village People tribute group. Watch where he puts that stick! –
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December 2006 August 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 [IMG Outside The Beltway | OTB] Netroots Blast Nevada Democrats for FOX Debate Terrorists Using Chemical Weapons in Iraq Caption Contest Nonpartisan Congressional Redistricting Goodbye Defense Tech, Hello Danger Room Beltway Traffic Jam DOJ’s Terrorism Statistics Seriously Flawed 2008 Ivy-Free Presidential Election? Tim Johnson Out of Hospital, Eyeing Re-Election Bid
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Iranian version of RiverDance
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Palistinian terrorists running South for the winter.
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2nd guy: “AND the Popular Resistance Committee! Splitters!”
1st guy: “WE’RE the Popular Committee.”
2nd guy: “Oh. I thought we were the People’s Committee.”
1st guy: “POPULAR Committee!”
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I said, “Cha-cha now y’all!!!”
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Taking a tip from migrating geese, Paletinian militants practice efficient means of retreat from direct confrontation with the Israeli army.
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The Shite Suicide Dance Troupe is seen outside practicing before last nights performance. Unfortunately one dancer bumped into another and their performance was called off due to the dancers going their seperate ways.
(Sounded better in my head)
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Hillary Clinton for President campaign workers
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Supporters of the Pelosi-Murtha Iraq policy gather outside Fallujah for a rally.
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The Baghdad Theatre’s tryouts for “A Chorus Line” continued Monday . . .
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Introducing:
New Kids on the Sandlot
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We got spirit, yes we do!
We got spirit, how ’bout YOU?!?!
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Now…Simon says hop on your LEFT foot!
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Boom chaga-laga-laga,
boom chaga-laga-laga…
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“When Boy Bands Attack!”
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Be vewy, vewy quiet.
We’re hunting Iswaelies…
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha….
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Well, they have the stealthy movement part down pat but they’re still a little shakey on the concept of camoflauge…
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Pvt Slipenshitz: ‘scuze me Sargent, wont we hit the women and children in front of us instead of the infidels?
Sgt Ballzenhand: Of course we will! But that’s why the journalists are here. They’ll spin them around before the bodies even touch the ground.
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Bashful (photographer) was concerned when he heard the big Merkava tank rolling up behind him, but Dopey insisted the new cammies would make them invisible.
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After watching Disney’s “The Mighty Ducks,” Hamas militants contemplate using the “Flying V” formation in their next operation.
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(Version 2.0)
Be vewy, vewy quiet.
Weah hunting Wabbis…
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha….
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Skip, skip, skip to my lou. Skip, skip, skip to my lou. Skip, skip, skip to my lou. Skip to my lou, my darling!
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Intervention to get Britney back into rehab.
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Confronted by bowling ball sized artillery, the insurgents mistakenly assume the pinset formation…
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To borrow from the Bill Murray movie, “Stripes:”
General: Where have you been soldier?
Winger: Training, sir!
Soldiers: Training, sir!
General: What kind of training?
Winger: Army training, sir!
Soldiers: Army training, sir!
General: Are you telling me that you men finished your training on your own?
Winger: That’s a fact, Jack!
Soldiers: That’s a fact, Jack!
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The Insurgent secret weapon, the one thing American troops fear above all else: Boy Bands
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“Last one to the goat pen’s a rotten infidel!”
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AP eds offered a $10,000 prize to the first blogger correctly identifying which six militants were photoshopped into this picture.
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You put your left foot in and shake it all about.
That’s how you do the Iraqi surge.
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Forget don’t ask-don’t tell, what if it’s just flaming obvious the guys are light in their combat boots.
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Kos announced the formation of a left wing militia to be unleashed if the 2008 election didn’t conform to the reality based community reality.
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Today on Bowling for Terrorists…
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Q: How do you know their moderate Palestinians?
A: They have their guns’ safety on.
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1) The next 6 leaders of Al-Qaedi Iraq have now been identified, and alas they won’t be living for long.
2) Hamas’s state sponsored assassination team dispatched to Hollywood in response to Basic Instinct 2′s DVD release.
3) Hamas’s mobilizes it’s army to protect the Al-Asqa (sp?) Mosque from Isreali construction workers.
4) Hezbollah’s newest form of fund-raising, dance performances by their troops.
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I don’t know, but I’ve been told,
Infidel women are mighty bold.
I don’t know, but I’ve heard rumors,
That Israeli solders all wear bloomers.
Sound off….
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With apologies to Fersboo, I think that should read, “New Qods on the Sandlot.”
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The Judean People’s Front crack suicide squad prepares to do battle with the People’s Front of Judea.
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Shahid tryouts for Madonna’s upcoming “Like A Martyr” tour.
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“Alright, form up, cammies on my left, business casuals on my right.”
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Didn’t the NCAA outlaw the firing wing formation many years ago as inherently too dangerous? Hey, maybe Illinois should adopt the Fighting Palestinians as their new symbol. I mean, if your going to be accused of being hostile and abusive, you might as well pick something that fits the part.
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Wave your arms in the air like you don’t care,
Fire at the people as they stop to look and stare.
Do your dance, do your dance, do your dance quick Hamas.
Come on Fatah, tell me what’s the word?
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These Fatah members were getting rather tired of being lectured by Al Gore about lowering their carbine emissions.
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“Ok, who’s got the bullet?”
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Now scrape your left boot, and make sure you get it all.
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Take one baby step forward.
You forgot to say “Mohammed, may I!”
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1) Put your left foot in, pull your left foot out,
Stick your Gun in the air and pull your trigger like you just don’t care!
2) Circle-Jerks in the Palestinian armed forces were much deadlier than in other countries. (Sorry for all the ladies out their).
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Freeze! I think I just stepped on a mine….no my mistake just camel dung….
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When you’re Hamas,
You’re Hamas all the way
From your first semtex belt
To your last dyin’ day.
When you’re Hamas,
If Mossad learns our plan,
Takes you out with a round
You’re a martyr, my man!
You’re always alone,
You’re belt is all connected!
When the switch is thrown,
Infidels least expect it –
You’re well projected!
Then you are set
With a capital H,
Which you’ll never forget
Till they cart your pieces away.
When you’re Hamas,
You stay Hamas!
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Six Degrees of Don’t Eat Bacon.
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Ha!
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David Carr hadn’t been sacked once since the new offensive line was put in place.
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The recently released Hamas version of Dance Dance Revolution does not include a stomping pad or video game console, but it does come with Martyr-friendly uniforms.
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“It’s just a jump to the left…”
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Unlike their “Stripes” counterparts, these guys go Shaka-laka, Shaka-laka, BOOM!
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In tears, Circuit Judge Larry Seidlin announced that Anna Nicole’s body would be traded for Britney’s hair.
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Okay men we’ve got 24 hrs liberty, hurry before all the good camels are taken.
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LMAO!!!
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DRUDGEBREAKING: Islamic guards, watching over the 4th most holy Islamic spot, (the rock to the right of the lead guard and 15 yards back) It is said this is the spot where Mohammed cured his case of Gonorrhea by having sex with a rabid fox. Akmed, the lead guard, was quoted as saying, “In the spring millions will pilgrimmage here to stand on that one square foot spot, thousands will die, it will be glorious.”
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With Britney Spears out of the music scene, the Spice Girls attempt a comeback . . .with a twist.
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Here we come… walkin’ down the street… get the funniest looks from… everyone we meet…
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“Ms Spears? Put DOWN the umbrella and the clippers and come with us please.”
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“War! Ugh! What is it good for? Absolutely everything!”
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Biden, Clinton, Dodd, Edwards, Obama and Kucinich. Poster Children for the War on War.
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Caption Contest – Hillary and Obama Lovefest…
Why are Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama always yelling at each other? Does it matter?
In this photo, they are just a little too close for comfort. Welcome to our Thursday photo caption contest at Right Pundits.
Caption this Photo !!!
Photo so…
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The sarge is gonna kill us, that’s the third Humvee we’ve lost this week.
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Al Qaeda beauty contestants show off this years evening wear!
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Dinky, dink. Dinky, dink. Dinky, dink. Dinky, dink. Dinky, dink. Hey, Macarena!
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The contestants for The Greatest Soldier prepare for the final battle. Who will be left standing?
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The new jihadi recruits attempt to impress the regulars with “close order swanning about.”
Chanting:
I’ve got your number ducky.
You couldn’t afford me
Dear, two, three.
I’ll scratch your eyes out.
Don’t come the suicide bomber bit with us dear.
We all know where you’ve been,
you jihadist fairy.
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Draft dodgers gather for boot camp rehab.
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The Clinton war machine is back, up and running at full speed. This week James Carville gloated that no one would be “swift-boating” Hillary and that pre-emptive attacks should not be ruled out.
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