Caption Contest
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Thursday, March 15, 2007
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Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
brought to you by Rodney Dill — TIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006
(AP Photo/Kevin Frayer)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
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Two members of Insane Clown Posse (I.C.P)converted this week. Asked why, they answered “we wanted to be in Adam Sandlers “Thanksgiving” song.
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Cindy Sheehan makes an appearance at the DC anti-war protest.
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Does this outfit make me look fat?
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Quit clowning around and take off that stupid hat!!!
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Embarrassing clown moment #14: two clowns showing up at a party in the same outfit.
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A congressional “fact-finding” tour.
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Due to stricter security, suicide bombers resort to a new tactic.
(No one EVER suspects the clowns!)
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* The staff of Air America
* The Pink Flash mobs were getting smaller… and weirder
* Drink up, Shriner!
* (nod to Cheech and Chong)…I’ve never seen anyone he that much acid in my life. I hope you’re not busy for about a month…
* This is Bob. Bob’s doing very well. Except when those side effects kick in.
* The Beatles “Abby Road, part three” cover. Notice that Paul is still barefoot, clearly indicating he’s dead.
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After the fringe left attempted a sit-in at her Capitol Hill office, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi faces the harsh reality of dealing with Democrats of various stripes.
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Bumblebees, finally getting the message that they can’t fly, overcompensate in NYC.
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“Kindly inform them that never once in my ‘Give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses longing to be free …’ spiel did I utter the words weird or fashion-challenged. Let’s send these to American Idol.”
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Chapter One, page one:
Khalid Sheik Mohammed had had better days…
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“If I knew the only job I could land after being laid off as a US Attorney was this stupid clown gig, I would have prosecuted every Democrat in New Mexico.”
-David Inglesias
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“That was the worst plane ride of my life.”
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The democratic contenders are out early in New Hampshire.
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The flying Imams are seen going to court to file suit against the airlines and passengers for the flight they were kicked off of for suspicious behavior.
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I am not an animal! I am a human being! I…am…a man!
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General Pace pointed to the two soldiers crossing the street saying even when he doesn’t ask, he can sometime tell when there is something just not right about a soldier.
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The democrats are seen leaving the building in protest over the selection of Fox News. “They are just a right wing propaganda machine intent on distortion to make us look like clowns.”
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AP was rocked by a Fauxtography scandal when an unedit picture of Reid and Pelosi was released.
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“It did not take long for the brothers to realize that their attempt at feigning Jewish orthodoxy for the festival had gone horribly awry.”
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Two patrons of Venetian Tanning Salon leave the court house after filing charges against them. Sun lamps located behind some louver panels mal-functioned and caused them to tan irregularly.
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1) ..we are the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild….
2) Auditions for the next Batman Begins Part Duex: Teen Joker
3) Who knew their was two costumes of insides John Murtha’s spincter? (sp?) And more suprisingly that they would both show up at the same graduation ceremony?
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After their case was laughed out of court, the plaintiffs in Fat Clowns v. Coulter vow to continue their fight against unkind language.
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I’m telling you Aaron, something isn’t kosher about those two.
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I’m sorry, but some hookers should only work at night.
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Manolo says, the Manolo he loves the super fantastic clowns, but the shoes are not right for these ones.
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Sometimes you can get a ten from a two at 2 a.m. after a six pack, but these girls are looking at multiple cases to get above a five.
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I think we may have just figured out why the Israeli army didn’t do better in Lebanon last year.
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[...] Outside the Beltway (THU-M) [...]
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The federal investigators who were supposed to find out who leaked Valerie Plame’s name turned out to be the same ones who were supposed to build a case against Sandy Berger.
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Second pass with a few more ideas:
* With the addition of these two, Al Gore is no longer two clowns short of a circus.
* Now where did we park the car?
* So, you’re a clown fish, huh? Hey, Say something FUNNY.
* The Invasion of the Ku Klux Clowns was unexpected.
* Don’t bother… they’re here.
* Clown Clones
* Hmmm. Evidently, angry clowns DO charge.
* It was at this point that Data realized his emotion chip had hit another programmatic snag.
* Another little known movement in Hait-Ashbury during the early nineteen sixties was…..
* Playboy’s cover for the issue of “The Girls of Clown College”
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Padding? WHAT padding?
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Filming began in New York today for Spawn 2: Zionist Enforcer.
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Looks like we’ve stumbled onto a Scooby-doo mystery, gang
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1) As you can see from the costumes, it’s no wonder the Persians were not only defeated by the Jews, but that it took almost a million men to kill just 1,400 Greeks.
2) These guys give a real reason why you should be afraid of clowns.
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The Bar Mitzvah became uncomfortable when the clowns were invited to read from the Torah.
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Next on “The View”…
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Next on “The View 
Rosie O’Donnell converts to Judaism
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Chevy Chase and Dan Ackroyd try to resurrect their careers with “Spies Like Us II: Oy Veh!”
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We’re not really mohels, but we did a birthday party at a Holiday Inn in Crown Heights last night.
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At little Joshua’s Bar Mitzvah, the clowns, hired as entertainment, were immediately escorted out when they sang ..’Hava Tequila’
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..Next on “What Not To Wear“
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Weekend Caption Contests…
Other Current Contests . . ….
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“Ain’t never gonna do it without the fez on…”
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Several of Adele Lutz’s creations that were rejected by David Byrne before he finally settled on the Big Suit for Stop Making Sense.
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As the senior senator from New York, Chuck Schumer exercised his right to walk before Hillary in Crown Heights’ St. Patrick’s Day Parade.
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The IAEA stops at Katz’s Deli to pick up some knishes on the way back to Turtle Bay.
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… and the Fitzmas Costume Ball goes on and on …
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Damn, I miss John Belushi…
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1. In an effort to save money, the city has combine the American-Jewish Parade with the Ringley Brothers Parade.
2. Who’s the Clown in the Fez?
(Hey! Nobody said the word Fez! It had to be said.)
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It was easy to see why only two of them got out of the car this time.
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The Goldman Bar Mitzvah was completely ruined when someone played the song, “Send in the clowns”!
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“Don’t knock civil unions. Folks are united in their civility. And it’s like high school. You can dance with any sex!”
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Bill Richardson – “C’mon advise me! I don’t know whether to shout Hare Krishna or get Babs to sing Send In The Clowns. This is the true March Madness.”
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