Caption Contest
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Thursday, March 22, 2007
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Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
brought to you by Rodney Dill — TIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006
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pic 1 (AP Photo/Ross D. Franklin)
pic 2 (AP Photo/Ross D. Franklin)
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The final design of the “Bridge to Nowhere”
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Federal Investigators want to know if Bono from U2 had anything to do with the final design of the half- completed project.
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Chief Leadem’Overedge has has come up with a “White People Magnate” (WPM)to extract money from white peoples without the need for slot machines and gaming tables. Entry onto the WPM will cost white peoples $25/scalp, diapers will be extra.
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Two words: Bungee Jumping
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Doctor Evil’s giant “magnet”.
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…stupid spell check didn’t know I meant “magnet” instead of “magnate”…cripes.
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markham:
You know, the funny part of that is, in my ‘quick scan’ of your post, I didn’t see what you meant to say, and so didn’t realize the idea had already been posted.
(sigh)
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The medicine man prays to the Great Spirit asking that the “S” and the “A” will be delivered soon.
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The foundation to the new tourist center was laid using advanced shamanistic magical abilities.
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Included in the democratic plan for withdrawal from Iraq was pork for a new road that activist said would symbolize the democrats road map.
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With Captain America out of action, it was up to the latest superhero, Chief America, to foil the evil villains plot.
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Okay, I’ll throw this rattle and you spit from the giant U and we’ll see which hits the ground first.
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Work was halted until an environmental impact statement could be completed as to what exactly would happen if the “great spirit” used the primitive toilet facility.
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Okay, a little to the right…a little more…come on guy put your backs into it. Don’t you want to build the first two lane bridge across the grand canyon?
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Indians go one-up in political pork bragging rights by designing and building the “Bridge To Right Back Here.”
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Sign on the bridge: White men
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Chief Yohimbe gives thanks for only one Charles Austin entry. ; )
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Unfortunately, event planners failed to realize the catastrophic consequences of inviting Rosie, Oprah, AND Kirstie Alley to the grand opening.
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The Vice President wondered why they didn’t have a bulls eye across the canyon and put a Stop-N-Shoot Kiosk right there in the middle.
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The new Grand Canyon overlook’s true support system: Native American magic.
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The University of Illinois’ Chief Illiniwek, at his new job as greeter at the Grand Canyon Visitor Center.
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1) Looks like Paul Bunyan and God were playing horseshoes again.
2) So what are the current odds at Evel Kenevel trying to fly a plane between the mountain and the skywalk by the end of the year?
3) So I bet throwing pennyies from the bridge is frowned upon right?
4) After failing to get 10,000 visitors by August the Indians opened up the bridge to BASE jumpers charging $100 a leap, and quickly recovered their investment.
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In an effort to jump-start the new reservation, compulsive gamblers and fireworks aficionados were sent across a specially designed bridge to create an Indian magnet.
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1) Looks like Paul Bunyan and God were playing horseshoes again.
They must’ve been on a real bender too. One stuck here, one in St. Louis, and none anywhere near the Washington Monument for a ringer or a leaner.
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* A troll bridge.
* Evil Kenivil’s ramp was not quite built the specifications
* The bridge that Ted Kennedy saw at Chappaquiddick
* ….but if you hit it at 90, you can make a really cool screeching noises.
* Don’t you think this is a lot of effort to put up to view a water treatment plant?
* Coated in Teflon, the structure is expected to last a thousand years. However, the insurance companies involved with the project are questioning its safety.
* Sign at entrance: No bananas!
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The opposing magnets lay securely anchored on cliffs across the Grand Canyon from each other while an Indian chief, shaking a rattle thingy, prayed that the “great spirit in the sky” would draw the cliffs together, finally enabling the Fukawee tribe to venture east.
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Rodney, can I suggest this picture for a caption writing contest?
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Chief Rubbin’s Racin’ applauds NASCAR’s newest – yet most puzzling – short track, The Grand Canyon International Raceway.
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“Where ya gonna put the slot machines?”
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Ha, my ancestors sold great Island to white man for beads worth $24, I sold cliff to white man for this trinket, 50,000 dollars upfront placed in an interest bearing money market account and 15 percent of the total profits. Cha-Ching.
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Weekend Caption Contest…
Other current contests . . ….
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“I got your fifty pound cheddar cheese wheel here, where do you want it?”
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Is Big Gay Al doing another USO show?
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Oh no, it’s another Cher farewell concert!
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Chief Illiniwek is apparently still looking for work.
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1) Everyone’s waiting for the 1st International Drifting Competition to take place once they remove the walls, it’ll be a killer show.
2) Who’ll be the 1st Presidential hopeful to visit it to garner American-Indian votes?
3) Couldn’t they of just invested the money on making a manufacturing plant, instead of a tourist attraction, to you know like get Indians working?
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4) Next secret level to drive on in Grand Theft Auto: The Great Empty Desert.
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Indian Chief: “You! Spend money. Go Home. Me fiddle with giant magnet.”
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Bridge Of Dreams. Learn heapum about white man. “If you build it, he will come.”
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“Take it up Chief,it`s the airport metal detector for Grand Cayman.”
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