Caption Contest
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Thursday, April 12, 2007
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Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
brought to you by Rodney Dill — TIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006
Paul J Richards/EPA
Winners will be announced Monday PM
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“been fartin’ in nuke suits very long?”
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Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman, testing a new brand of UCD (urine control device)gets back from a 7,500mile non stop test.
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This safe-sex thing has gotten way out of hand.
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“Yeah. It’s not the heat – - it’s the humidity that gets you.”
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Photographic negatives recently found buried in the NASA archives prove that the moon landing was faked.
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To everyone’s relief, Rosie O’Donnell and Sean Penn don self-contained bullsh*t apparatuses.
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TEHRAN? I THINK YOU PASSED IT.
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She was right – - men ARE from Mars.
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“Y’know, it’s just impossible to get an even tan in these things.”
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* Intel Inside
* When you see these two guys entering your office, you’re likely to get the rest of the day off.
* Eventually, the BBQ place’s food became too hot to deal with.
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* What hump?
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Rosie’s got the #1 talk show and Hillary is the President, of Mars where they were banished shortly after America woke up.
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Blogospheric civility inspectors
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Against the wishes of the Bush Administration, Speaker Pelosi and Tom Lantos get ready to meet with the dictator of Mars.
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“And you … always with the left turn at Albuquerque … why if you didn’t have that face shield on I’d … “
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Bill and Hillary’s romantic getaway vacation.
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“Honey, do I look fat in this?”
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Now that the war is over we can drill here.
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Paparazzi stake out the site for Paris Hilton’s next ‘accidental’ up skirt flash.
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While I agree that politics is a dirty business, it just isn’t right to make both the voter and the candidates wear the hazard suits.
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I just don’t get performance art. Is the one on the left supposed to be Hamas or the one on the right?
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How embarrassing is it when two people show up to a Clinton intimate get together wearing the same thing.
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Do they have this in a brighter color? I just don’t feel dorky enough in the dark green.
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Funny meeting you here.
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Dammit Tracy, what’s with you and the gorram beans!?!
(firefly reference)
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1) Why yes I do feel a little nappy in here, but I lost my hoe a few miles back.
2) Downtown Tehran 100 years in the future after the 1st, and only, Nuclear War, which they lost decisively.
3) Why yes I do have some Grey Poupon in here.
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Hey, Michael Richards, Dom Imus here.
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(Correction)
Hey, Michael Richards, Don Imus here.
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Marcotte and McEwan await further fallout.
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* “Toxic waste sample?” – “Nope, cafeteria coffee.”
* You Glow, Girl!!!
* OK, right here is where we’ll put the sign: “Nuclear Radiation Area — Prefaded genes only”
*BYOFRPG. Bring your own Flame Retardent Protective Gear
* “We use the Geiger-Muller method to check for radiation,” Tom countered.
* Since the world moved to alternative fuels, the Toll booth operator’s uniforms have changed somewhat.
* Iranian swimsuit competition
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The Tryouts Caption/Photoshop Contest…
It was slim pickens this week for photos, but I think I might have found one. Caption or Photoshop this prospective Denver Bronco’s Cheerleader. REUTERS/Rick Wilking Send me a photo or a caption by Monday when I will announce the……
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Tom: Nancy….
Nancy: Yes Tom?
Tom: Do we really have to wear these to make sure we don’t offend them????
Nancy: Shut-up Tom, I’m running the show now
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Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson prepare for entering into the presence of Don Imus.
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Barack Obama and John Edwards are dismayed that the new clothes they bought for the FoxNews presidential debate make them virtually indistinguishable.
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“Hey, I got an itch back there! Do you mind”
“Yes.”
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“Why the extra space? I use it to smuggle illegal aliens back to the States.”
“Yeah, no jobs on Mars.”
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“Okay, we’ll plant the first tree here for a carbon offset.”
“Uh, carbon ain’t my problem, buddy. Methane is.”
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“It doesn’t have to be a fancy nightclub. A small tavern, say like Cheers. Face it. The Moon is a black hole.”
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How did you inflate your suit?
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No, I said “Crappy Threaded Hose!”
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“Identify yourself!”
“Negative! You will identify first!”
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As long as they can tell the difference, that’s all that matters.
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“Oh God, I’ve got to vent this thing again!”
“The Taco Bell?”
“Yes, damnit, the Taco Bell!”
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Teletubbies for the Post-Nuclear Age
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Gesundheit!!
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A romantic afternoon stroll. On Mars.
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#1: Can you believe both Rudy Giullani and John McCain is paying James Joyner to run adds on his site?
#2: Nope. I doubt they are getting their money’s worth out of it, and I hope Rodney Dill doesn’t get a cut posting just twice a week. (See sidebars) :D
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“Johnson, if you say “Look sir . . . droids!” one more time I swear to God I’ll . . “
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Remember when you said, “Not even if I was the last man on Earth”…
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Weekend Caption Contest…
Other Current Contests . . ….
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“I think these suits make us look ‘Hefty’ “.
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“We’re here in Siberia with Imus.”
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A scene from the new movie fantastic voyage 2: the brain of a liberal-”good God man are you getting the same readings that I am…. can’t be, but I think my instrument must my be broken, let me see yours…..nope, it reads like mine, air and donkeypoo…..Strange”.
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“Whew, World War 3 is over. Just the two of us guys left. Wanna watch Brokeback Mountain?”
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It ain’t easy being green.
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Calvin Klein’s perfume commercials remain as obscure as ever.
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