Caption Contest
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Thursday, July 21, 2005
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
There are a number of directions you could go with this picture, but I’m thinking there a LOT of things you could do with the RIGHT Golden Ticket
(Reuters – Handout)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
There will be no OTB Caption Jam this weekend as I will be out of town, so feel free to link to this post instead
Some ongoing contests
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About Rodney Dill
“The bearer of this Golden Ticket is entitled to see originalist thinking returned to the Supreme Court in their lifetime” WOW! It’s a dream come true!!
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A free trip to Neverland!
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“Its the proof that Rove did blow Valerie Plame’s covert identity! But he did it before W. was elected????”
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“Bearer is invited to participate in over-budgeted, effects-driven cheesy remake of timeless classic for a narcissistic freak of a director who frequently cats his pedophile friends in supporting roles…”
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“This Golden Ticket says I’m entitled to one wish. So, I’d like to see the people in my family each sleep in his or her own bed. I simply don’t care what Michael Jackson says or does.”
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“Mommy, who is Jenna Jameson?”
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Housing starts up 4.9%, year over year, seasonally adjusted!
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“Wow … Earn BIG MONEY, Start your own blog.”
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Tom the Newspaper man off-screen
“Run Charlie Run! Ted Kennedy is coming for your Golden Ticket to the Myers Rum Company.”
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With this golden ticket, you have been inducted into the Kennedy Family.
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Redeem this certificate at your local middle school for one free crack rock.
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So that is how you unlock the secret mod for GTA: San Andreas.
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This goldent ticket brought to you by GoldenPalace.com
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“Dear Charlie: I am the widow of the former Finance Minister of Nigeria…”
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Ticket reads: “Congratulations, you’ve won Dubya’s Magical Defense Plan. You have just been enlisted in the War against Terror. Please report to the Pentagon immediately.”
Charlie: “Does this mean I have to go to Iraq?”
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“Pick up girls? Ewwwww…why would I want to do that?”
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Once Wonka opened up a chain of Chinese restaurants, everyone got a “Golden Fortune” after eating. But sadly, all Charlie Bucket’s fortune said was, “Date and dinner the same – both dog.”
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“Ahhhh, another chance at this then. Great! This time, I’ll sell it.”
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[...] Rodney goes Wonka and has more linkage. • General Nonsense • TrackBack • Contact • Timmer •Main [...]
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Weekend Caption Contest
Hat Tip to Urban Elephants, which links to a Newsday site that has 68 pictures of Hillary. Surprisingly enough, they managed to airbrush her horns out of most of the shots.
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Wrecked for life: Good for one free Helen Thomas bikini calendar.
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“Doggone it! I wanted to go to Disneyland!”
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“Hey Dad! This must be secret agent stuff because it says “Shh, Top Secret, Valarie Plame is a spy, pass it on!”
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“Aw, he’s got a ticket to ride…”
“… Good luck Mr. Phelps. This golden ticket will self destruct in 5 seconds.”
Cool! A signed, irrevocable letter of transit. But who’s this Ugarte fellow?
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As a child, Midas hoped that his parents wouldn’t notice his grades by turning his report card into gold.
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Mommy, what’s a “golden shower”?
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* Please, Sir, may I have more?
(Oh, wait, wrong script. CUT!!!!)
* Florida officials couldn’t explain how little Timmy’s ballot had chads on it, nor could them explain how a 9 year old got in to vote in the first place. But these issues didn’t stop his vote for the Democrat from counting…. three times.
* Damn… they’re making these PDA’s smaller all the time, huh?
* I’ve won a date with Ruth Ginzburg?
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“Bees knees! I should jolly well pass this on to Tony and Dunya so they can create a peaceful world. But those two are a bit dodgy. Nope, I’ll be keeping this so I can move my family and our house in with Weird Willy.”
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“Charlie was aghast as the “Golden Ticket” he found was not for the chocolate factory, but for a free lap dance at Cheetahs.
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