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Monday, June 18, 2007
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
I, RobotPriest
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(Buzz, zizz, pop) I now pronounce you “Made in Korea”
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* The best man was automated.
* You ever get the feeling that these big as weddings are getting more and more like an assembly line?
* look at it this way; he’s not going to eat anything, and will save a fortune on the catering.
* If your robot attended your wedding … You might be a megageek.
* we managed to get a couple of pictures of Robbie, before he got into the graphite, and started acting like a drunken fool.
* The only thing missing was the green hair.
* It wasn’t until several hours later that the robots several strange and wonderful attachments proved their worth. (Let’s just say they weren’t Micro, Soft)
* The robotic version of “Father of the bride” was, unsurprisingly, shot in Japan.
* Osamu, why is your robot saying “Exterminate…Exterminate…Exterminate…”
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“Are you sure your father likes me?”
“Of course I am. He was smiling, wasn’t he?”
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* The modern version of a shogun marriage.
* The preacher Richard Reed and Sue Storm should have hired.
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* Blankety blank software bug keeps telling me I can now beat the bride. I didn’t order a Muslim wedding.
* Maybe Georgia was right about banning ‘marital aids’.
* Tacky, tacky, tacky. Everyone knows yellow was last season’s color.
* I didn’t know the Episcopalians had expanded to Japan.
* I admit that I foresaw gay marriages leading to polygamy, but I didn’t see this threesome coming.
* The Suzuki 100 has a self adjusting ‘drive shaft’ so as not to show up the husband.
* Chinese couples exploit a loophole in the one-child policy with an instant family plan.
* Reason number 47 why women don’t really want men involved in the wedding planning.
* We were married by a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine.
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“Danger Will Robin-son, DANGER!”
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You said you wanted a threesome on your wedding night….
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Good to see that Marvin found suitable employment.
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Steve Jobs announces the Apple iMaritalAid to wild applause at MacWorld 2007.
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The ECUSA has gone too far this time.
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Wii want to play!
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Well, it doesn’t look quite right, but it’s got Bender’s voice and attitude down pat.
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The next step: robosexual marriage.
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Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still, but he told us where we stand…
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“What, no Elvis impersonators were available to conduct the ceremony?”
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“I’m so ronery. So ronery and sadry arone…”
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And do you, Mr. and Mrs. Hosuku, take this robot as your lawfully married artificial womb?
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Being introduced to your new bride’s hi-tech vibrator can be quite…awkward.
Well, THERE’S something that’s gonna be re-gifted!
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And all our best man requeats is adaily recharge and has a crush on a SUV
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You may now bring part M-325-SQZ in contact with part M-325-SQZ of your bride.
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When the Catholic Church said it had a way to stop their child molestor problem, this wasn’t quite what anyone imagined.
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… seconds before the cute and friendly looking anti-breeder attack droid exploded and killed every one in the room….
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“Huh, the AFP says Choi Won-suk. But I bet your new bride will!”
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* Hours later, it had all gone horribly wrong, when Robbie’s Arm Wrestling program was discovered to have a bug in it. Fortunately, the bride’s arm was reattached.
* The marriage of Ct Borg and Anne Droid
* The real surprise of the evening didn’t come until later when the groom found that the real robot was the one in the white dress.
* Domo Arigato-Mister Roboto Himetsu Wu Suri Ti-Kilroy
* How come you never see this guy and Al Gore in the same place?
* Uh-Oh… his navel’s blinking!
* (that announcer guy) …..Next time on “Love Boat- TNG”
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The next step in mixed-marriages.
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“Yes, it’s true that Kim Jong Il has No Dong. Thank you humans, I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.”
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“Later on we’ll see if you still think I’d be more useful with hands instead of these vibramitts.”
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“Domo arigato, Mr. …, … um, Roboto.”
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“I’m a Seoul man.”
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The new host for The Price Is Right. “Come on down. You’ve won a wedding!”
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The Marriage Has Two Faces.
The makers of the popular Slam-Man exercise robot have launched a product in their new marital aid line: The Slam-Bam Thank You Ma’am.
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“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
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1. Yes, Dave, I could do that. But this flick is barely holding on to a PG13 as it is.
2. Wife, I’m certain a few videos would be a greater help maritally than this.
3. I see somebody went extremely al Queda on her ex.
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Man thinking: “…and THIS model’s headache mode has been disabled.”
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Woman thinking: “…and this model will run for 8 hours on one charge.”
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Robot Thinking: “I think I’m in love with their new clothes washer… rroowwwwrrrrr.”
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We’ll turn it off during the bouquet-tossing…don’t want anybody hurt.
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Form of a Wedding Party — ACTIVATE!
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“Are you looking for value? It cleans, caters, decorates, slaps your mother, serves as best man, maid of honor, minister and dispenses a lovely rose fragrance all the while.”
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Sure they were all smiles . . . until Roby turned to the bride and asked, “Are you Sarah Connor?”
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Roby was indeed pleased to see that the bridesmaid was a Whirlpool dishwasher with quite an excellent upper rack.
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