Caption Contest
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Monday, June 25, 2007
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Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
[Reuters]
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Only two more contests left before my Summer hiatus. There will be no caption contests the first two weeks of July.
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About Rodney Dill
You had questions about your employee benefit program?
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* The epitome of the civilized party; black tie, black hood. Black AK-47.
* the waiting room of “Hillary Clinton for president”
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Abdul, when we say “You’re Fired” we mean it.
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Bullets in!, bullets in! We said nothing about bulletins.
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Mohammed, put your mask on, it’s not casual friday.
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“So, you have a problem showing respect to a woman. Will this make it easier for you?”
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“Yes, the masks are itchy and, yes the guns are heavy, but the perks make it all worth it at Dewey, Cheatum and Howe.”
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“Are those guns registered with the State?”
“Yeah the State of Siege.”
“And we ain’t too tired to bust a cap in yo’ ass.”
“Do I look like the kind of person that would be paranoid? I mean, when you rollin’ with THIS, would *you* be paranoid?”
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All your office furniture is belong to us.
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I guess we should be thankful that they’re not pi$$ing in the wastebasket.
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You can take the CEO out of the jihad, but you can’t take the jihad out of the CEO.
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Rejected idea for a “Mentos” commercial.
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Jeeeeeeze! Talk about a high-pressure job interview!
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“Why no Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!”
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So you want to date my daughter?
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Receptionist! Tell Mrs. Pelosi we will see her now.
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The “unknown comic” takes office, protected from a public who thinks there was some “funny business” with the election!
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To avoid controversy, it was decided not to reveal the winner of the 2008 election!
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* The “tastes great” / “less filling” controversy takes on a new dimension.
* Barney episodes we’ll never see: Those men with the hoods, next door.
* Hey, wait a minute… do you have a permit for those guns?
* His tax auditors were less than kind.
* The “get out the vote ” effort in Philadelphia in an extraordinary job.
* The Supersoakers certainly looked real.
* The new uniforms of the U.S. post office.
* that year’s deer hunting prove to be marvelously successful.
* No, Omar, you hold it by the OTHER end. You’re going to blow your shoulder off, that way.
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When middle managers go bad
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It’s Monday, we’re HR, what else do your need?
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Looking back on it all now, I should have picked up on more than just the verbal cues that the interview was going badly.
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What’s in your wallet?
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Strange, I don’t remember the Blue Man Group’s performances being so, well, dark.
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I quickly surmised that my performance rating would be something other than satisfactory this quarter.
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Why Scott Adams really quit.
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Someone has been stealing from the coffee fund and we are going to get to the bottom of it.
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Well, what did you expect when you joined Murder, Inc.?
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I love the rich Corinthian leather, it goes so well with your balaclavas.
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“Get to the point, will you? Evil plans don’t just hatch themselves, you know.”
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“Welcome Mr. Carter, please have a seat.”
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“Oh, don’t mind the guns, we’ve fallen behind on filing all this paperwork into 3-ring binders and our paper punch just broke.”
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* My little pony: Jihad edition
* The cover picture of the new book: “A Guide To Arab Democracies”
* Need an apartment for your stay in Gaza? Call Low-Rents-of Arabia
* Welcome to the Hotel California
* Howdy do Gentlemen… I’m looking for the lady of the house. Is she in? No? Well, perhaps you’d be interested in a Demonstration of the Electrosux 2000?
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The two state solution, single action or automatic.
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Ok, I understand Paula, but why are Randy and Simon wearing balaclavas?
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1) All your Nobel Prizes belong to us!
2) Michael Moore’s not to be released finacier’s photo.
3) with a Mel Brooks voice. “It’s good to be the Shiek.”
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“Catbert is ready to see you now.”
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“Simon sez stand. Simon sez put your left arm down. Simon sez hold your weapon up high. Sit. ……. Oooopsy Daisy. Ali bye bye.”
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1) Google’s 1st response to searchs of “Arafat’s Heirs”.
2) Yahoo!Answers #1 response to “Who let the foxes into the chicken house?” (Who asked that I don’t know)
3) Bill Gates finally IDs the culprets in ransacking the greenhouses he purchased for the Palestinians.
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“Ok, you three. Now shoo before Senator Clinton
comes back.”
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Weekend at Yassar’s
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“There is no truth to the rumor that men with small penises compensate by carrying big guns!”
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Hamas is so serious …
(How serious are they?)
Hamas is so serious that even men wear the niqab.
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The few, the proud, the maroons.
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Achmed, Yusuf, and Ishmail pose before their next defenestration party.
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When news channels go bad.
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AK-47s – $1800.00
Ski Masks – $90.00
Cool Tactical Vests – $120.00
Taking over the offices of “moderate” terrorist faction…Priceless.
Mohamed Card – Because Allah makes demands.
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Glengarry Glen Hamas
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The floor above Mahmoud Abbas’ former office is amongst the least desirable commercial real estate in Gaza, and that’s saying something.
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“Hi, I’m Larry. This is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.”
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“Excuse me sir, I have Mr. Shadow on line 4.”
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“The following people are to be released from their captors: in Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front; in Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec; in Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement…”
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Gaza’s leading citizens prepare for Rodney’s summer hiatus.
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Look, Rodney said he would be away for two weeks. You got a problem with that?
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Huh. And you thought Alexander Haig was scary?
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Aziz (center): “Yusuf, did you just Fatah?”
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In Gaza, “gun control” means something entirely different.
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When Hamas invites you to a game of Scrabble, let them win.
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You know, for being terrorists they sure have an eye for composition. Good balance, nice tone . . .
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I guess it’s a habit the world over to keep your a**hole covered.
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Rejected ideas for a surprise additional season of “The Sopranos.”
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Barak’s the hyphen.
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