Caption Contest
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Thursday, September 6, 2007
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
Squeezed it in. the Monday contest winners still won’t be announced until Saturday.
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“Do you have Jews, too?”
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Bush’s search for Coalition allies leads him to sign a treaty with a remote Amazon tribe, which agrees to provide 80 women with spears in exchange for all the Sunnis they can eat.
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“Don’t we know each other in the Dream Time?”
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“Weezie!!! From the Jeffersons!!! Long time no see. New look, huh? How are you, girl?”
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If one of the Supremes leaves, I’ll nominate you. If Condi leaves, her job is yours. Remember: I’m The Decider.
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(Channeling John Belushi) “So, how much for the little girl, eh?”
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In one of those cross cultural faux pas, no one in the state department protocol office understood what it meant to be invited “for dinner”.
President Bush reminisced about childhood memories in reading national geographic magazines.
While the aborigines were not to certain who George Bush was, they became quite excited when he was described as a ‘lame duck’.
Some people should just not be allowed to put on their own makeup.
The ‘white face’ satire went over the president’s head.
I have a dream that one day people will be known not by the color of their skin, but by their ability to put on makeup.
‘Must keep straight face. Must not laugh at crazy woman. Must not create diplomatic incident.’
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“I just wanted to personally thank you and the crew for gettin’ that paint job on the outside of the White House done so quickly.”
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Wow, I didn’t know Pocahontas was still alive…Glad to meet you ma’am
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“You did wash that hand, right?”
“So, does this mean we’re married, or what?”
The finals’ contestants in the International Thumb Wrestling Federation shake hands before they start their match.
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Cynthia! Retirement’s been good for ya’! Maybe put on a few pounds, but you’re lookin’ great.
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That much? Well, how much for the young one, then?
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Any friend of Jar-Jar Binks is a friend of mine!!!
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Bush replies: Why, yes! We COULD bomb you back to the stone-age. Would you like that?
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The search for a new Attorney General is over!
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At last, someone who understands Voodoo Economics!
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Hello, Mr. President. I’m Napoola Umujuminga, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet ya!
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You know, I was a member of Skull and Bones,too!
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Yes….really….you do have a crazy resemblance to my mother….
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Dubya: Thank you for having me to dinner.
Chief: You are dinner.
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And then Gilligan says “Pullu Ce Bagoomba!” It’s a great episode.
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“So, are you like them Asians I met? Do you cook with dog meat?”
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Weekend Caption Contest…
Other Current Kickass Contests!…
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Thanks for the second slot last week – Elliot
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I know nothing about aboriginal art, but I did see Crocodile Dundee once.
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What did that protester mean, ‘let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie’, after pointing to me?
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Bravo, Zulu.
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