Caption Contest
Rodney Dill
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Monday, September 10, 2007
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31 comments
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AFP/Tengku Bahar)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
* The world’s strongest man contest takes a weird turn
* The morning train… brought to yo by Bite Bond Denture adhesive
* Al Gore demonstrates that fancy things like Electricity really aren’t needed to run our transportation system
* John tried to retrieve his I-Pod from under the train.
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“This is not the maintenance worker we’re looking for.”
* Recent budget cut backs have led to new alternative energy methods for public transportation.
* In Malaysia, we ALWAYS ensure the trains run on time, no matter what.
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Getting the morning train in Kupala Lumpur to arrive in time was….
well, like pulling with teeth.
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“The morning train… brought to yo by Bite Bond Denture adhesive”
Posted by Bithead
Bithead wins.
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Man pulling a train with his teeth: Unsafe. Man pulling a train with his teeth wearing an orange safety vest: Safe.
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In training for being able to shift the left from their pre-set beliefs…
The updated “Take a Bite Out of Crime” ad campaign gets underway.
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Man: “I keep having this dream where I’m being chased by a train. I run and I run but i cannot get away!”
Therapist: “This sounds remarkably similar to your dream of ‘I feel a stabbing pain in my eye while drinking hot chocolate'”.
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Once again, the Monday morning commute proved to be a real drag.
Once Mama got thrown from the train, she decided the station needed some tidying up.
1) You know, anyone can pull a train with their teeth, now try *STOPPING* a train with their teeth, that’s an even harder trick.
2) This was the family-friendly 1st round event, pulling a train with one’s teeth. The 2nd round would involve pulling a train with another part of a male anatomy which wasn’t so family friendly.
3) The one way democrats could get their poll-numbers to move upwards apparently.
Man: I heard that the tooth fairy is now giving out BIG bucks for teeth.
And “The Little Train That Could”…rolls in at 90 miles an hour.
Finally, General Petraeus saw the light at the end of the tunnel.
That’s the worst case of “Yellow Fever” you will ever see.
Spiderman starts to rethink his chin spinnerette
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….So that’s why they call it a ‘pullman.’
AmTrak-Malaysia unveils its new Chew Chew.
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Raja ensured himself a date for the night by pulling the train the last six feet with just his tongue.
Later, confused maintenance workers arrived to repair the damaged bridgework.
. . . once again, doing the job Americans just won’t do.
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